[Chapters One through Nine are the prologue!!!!!!]
System setup: You were born poor, are handsome and talented, and endured many hardships before marrying a rich, beautiful woman.
Ming Lai: ...Okay.
System: Unfortunately, the rich, beautiful woman is the heroine, and you're a scumbag.
Ming Lai: ...
System: You cheat, abuse your wife, and sell her out to climb the social ladder. Be as despicable as possible.
Ming Lai: ...I didn't. I haven't.
System: The transmigrators will come. They'll ruin your reputation and turn you into a hated outcast, then pamper the heartbroken rich beauty like a princess.
Ming Lai: ...
System: All you have to do is give birth to children for the transmigrators after your reputation is ruined.
Once a mission is issued, it cannot be changed. Refuse? You don't want to know what happens if you do.
Aside from making you give birth, we won't give you any skills, including the ability to clear your name.
Reader's Guide
1: The receiving partner is intersex. His body is his own. This involves spoilers and the reason he transmigrated.
2: [Pay attention!!!] The receiving partner has been acting from the very first word of the story. His acting is unparalleled. He'll deceive everyone in the story, and he'll deceive the readers too. If you feel angry, it means he's fooled you.
3: The top and bottom are devoted to each other in body and mind.
4: The cheating, domestic abuse, selling his wife to climb the social ladder, and so on mentioned in the blurb were not things the receiving partner did.
5: Please be civil when reading. The characters' values are not the author's values. Do not make personal attacks. If you don't like it, please click X.
6: The receiving partner's stats: beautiful, very beautiful, extremely beautiful (naturally gorgeous). The most beautiful person in this story.
7: This bears repeating: the receiving partner has been acting from the very first word. The story shows the world through his eyes, so many things are one-sided, and he may even be deceiving you!
The author's next upcoming novel: This Plot? I'm Not Doing It [Book Transmigration]
Synopsis: 1. Jiang Fei dies suddenly after staying up all night and is sent into a book, where he becomes a beautiful cannon-fodder cauldron.
The System says that if Jiang Fei completes the entire plot, it will send him home and give him a healthy body.
Jiang Fei looks over the plot and is stunned.
This beautiful cannon-fodder cauldron is not only the cultivation world's most beautiful person, but also the wife whom Qin Chen, leader of the immortal sects, snatched for himself. In secret, he has a whole string of lovers, including a saintly doctor, a sword master, an immortal lord, a demon lord, and a junior martial uncle. Every one of them has sworn eternal love and promised never to marry anyone but him. He's a master of time management.
Qin Chen focuses on cultivation and self-improvement, striving to give the beautiful cannon fodder a good life. Meanwhile, the beautiful cannon fodder is on boats, in bed, and in his junior martial uncle's room, determined to cuckold Qin Chen.
The sheer number and excitement of the sex scenes leave the other cauldrons in awe.
After the affair is exposed, the lovers start a war across the cultivation world to seize the beautiful cannon fodder. Corpses litter the land, and flames of war rage year after year.
And the beautiful cannon fodder is still struggling to choose one of them.
In the end, the matter is so outrageous that it reaches the upper realm. Amid the curses of thousands, he is pinned to the Heavenly Pillar with a sword by Wen Suran, the protagonist from the lower realm.
Thus ends the glorious life of a master of time management.
Jiang Fei: ...This plot is too wild. I can't do it.
2. Wen Suran hears that there is a body of extreme yin in the lower realm, and that sleeping with its owner can turn a Golden Core cultivator into a Nascent Soul cultivator. Countless cultivators are fighting over it, and he scoffs at the idea.
Later, when things get out of hand, he is ordered to descend to the lower realm and capture that cauldron.
Wen Suran at first: What a depraved body!
Wen Suran later: If I don't go to hell, who will?
1v1, Happy Ending
Theme: Even when the road is full of thorns, light will always come.
I'm really speechless for this group of gods who act like child's play. If you don't know Lailai's real situation, you shouldn't let him be in that position in the first place. And what the hell is his nt mother? She only knows that there is something wrong with her son's eyes, not his heart? Is it really just a product of parents not using contraception? What is being born without teaching? Do you only give him a human shape but don't care about his heart? Oh, yes, his father is indeed not a human-like thing.
These gods themselves do not even understand what emotions are. They have not been real human beings for a long time. They cannot understand the diversity of human beings and the complexity of emotions. A person can do anything for anything of any nature. Some people behave in accordance with the wishes of others, but some people will never be ignored by others. People understand that what these gods want from beginning to end is not the moon god to have feelings at all. They want someone who has never received normal emotional love but is first asked and hated by others, so-called "heartless" in their eyes. They just pay for their goals. What kind of self-impression is this? Have they ever considered that not all feelings cancel each other out? You feel like you are standing on the moral high ground when you can't even call yourself a true great lover or a true saint? And that Yuanfeng, from the beginning to the end, I never saw any love. She only gave birth to a product that she wanted to have. She didn't even mention the selfless efforts she made to the child. This kind of love couldn't be the kind of "love" that parents only show in the eyes of others.
It is not the cause and effect caused by the Moon God. Go and ask the Moon God for help. If the Moon God does not help, blame the Moon God. The Moon God doesn't know what feelings are, and only knows how to abide by the rules of heaven. It's not the first time that his parents knew about it, and they never cared about it. In the end, they made a big mistake and demoted the Moon God. This background, from the perspective of the protagonist, is so painful. It's not my fault, but I have to suffer a lot
Of course this happens to the second-generation gods without experience. It's also because their parents didn't teach Lai Lai. Why should Lai Lai pay for the cause and effect caused by those gods? It's really funny to exchange the power of the God of Fire with Lai Lai.
The North Stinky Dog Zundu is useless!! I deserved that my wife ran away!! It's so hard for forest dogs to come
Lin Yun is so handsome that he beat up the vicious woman himself
No, how did this stinky dog know that my wife can have a baby?
The crazy thing was obviously caused by the fight between Kagami and the others, but it can all be blamed on others.
Are you telling the truth? Woohoo, I feel like I still have something to say.
I am super, we are all alone