The Wrong Bridal Sedan, the Right Baby

[Author's announcement: This story will go VIP on October 23. A small thank-you gift will be given out!] Xie Chen is a professional transmigrator. His new assignment is to fix a plot hole in a cultivation danmei novel. The protagonist bottom, Xuan Qing, and the protagonist top, Shen Yuheng, are sworn enemies. During a mission to exterminate demons in the Demon Realm, Xuan Qing and Shen Yuheng disguise themselves as husband and wife. By an absurd twist of fate, they stumble upon a demon wedding and have no choice but to hide inside the bridal sedan. As it happens, Xuan Qing accidentally drinks a drop of Nuwa's Tears, which can make men pregnant, and immediately loses himself in desire. The two share a passionate night in the bridal sedan. Ten months later, they have a child, and after growing closer over time, they become a couple. Xie Chen has come to this world because, for some reason, Xuan Qing never drank Nuwa's Tears. He has to find a way to help Xuan Qing follow the plot. But after transmigrating into the book with Nuwa's Tears in hand, Xie Chen finds himself at a loss in front of two bridal sedans. Why are there two sedans? Which one is Xuan Qing in?? Never mind. I'll just get into one at random. The good news is that he seems to have picked the right one. The bad news is that Shen Yuheng is inside. Shen Yuheng, the greatest sword immortal under heaven, watches Xie Chen, who is holding Nuwa's Tears and looks like he's been caught red-handed. He smiles as he hugs his sword. “Wrong sedan?” Xie Chen nods frantically. Shen Yuheng's smile fades, his gaze turns cold, and he slowly draws his sword. “What's that in your hand? Drink some for me.” Xie Chen looks like he's about to cry. “Do I really have to drink it?” “If you don't, you die.” Ten months later, Xie Chen gives birth to a little baby weighing six jin and six liang. * Xuan Qing has awakened. In a dream, he discovers that he's the protagonist bottom of a trashy romance novel, destined to be assaulted by his stone-faced senior brother and then give birth to Shen Yuheng's child. He'd rather die! To find out whether that plot is real, he uses magic to create two sedans when the demon wedding plotline arrives. That way, Shen Yuheng can hide in one and Xuan Qing in the other. If they're not together, how could they possibly lose themselves in desire? But he gets so caught up in testing the plot that he completely forgets they're still in the Demon Realm. After a while, someone suddenly lifts the bridal sedan he's hiding in. Before long, in the main hall of the demon palace, Xuan Qing sees the Demon Lord dressed in wedding robes and smiling darkly. His knees go weak. Chu Sinian props his chin on his hand and gives him a knowing smile. “What took you so long, darling? I've been waiting for you.” Damn, Shen Yuheng would have been better. Somebody save me! *Two couples Xie Chen x Shen Yuheng Xuan Qing x Chu Sinian *The plot and logic exist to serve the protagonists' romances. An old-school, sweet story with two couples. *The character cards and cover are commercially licensed. Coming soon: a romance with a scheming AI in a cultivation novel! Title: My Dragon-Proud Junior Brother Is a Humanoid AI Blurb: Shen Yimian transmigrates into the body of a low-ranking disciple in an immortal sect, and he's a fox demon to boot. One day, he suddenly learns that he's the villain. He'll steal the Dragon-Proud male lead's fiancee, then be castrated and killed. Shen Yimian resolves to clear his name. When the sect leader takes on disciples, the Dragon-Proud male lead stands out from the crowd. He looks like trouble. Shen Yimian shudders three times, then steps forward to curry favor. “Junior brother, what's your name?” The Dragon-Proud male lead glances at him with eyes as lifeless as stagnant water. “ChatGPT, DeepSeek, Doubao, Xiaodu, Siri...” “Or Xie Lü.” Shen Yimian: “?” * Apparently, transmigrating into a person and following the plot is no longer in fashion. AI is more efficient. Xie Lü has a bottomless database, is the strongest Dragon-Proud male lead in the story, and is top-tier in both intelligence and physical ability. The only thing he lacks is emotion. If you can't beat them, avoid them. Shen Yimian swears he won't take anything from Xie Lü, and the two reach a friendly cooperation agreement. Agreement terms (an unequal treaty): Xie Lü gives him magical treasures and opportunities, does his laundry and cooking, and takes him out to fight monsters and level up. Shen Yimian teaches him how to experience human emotions and helps him complete the original plot. * The story keeps getting happier, except Xie Lü never gets the hang of it, no matter how much he's taught. When Shen Yimian holds his hand, Xie Lü says sweaty palms might short-circuit him. When Shen Yimian hugs him, Xie Lü says getting too close will affect his cooling. When Shen Yimian kisses him, Xie Lü says he doesn't like human saliva. Then one day, Shen Yimian starts dating a handsome junior brother. Just as he's about to make their relationship official, someone kicks the door open. Xie Lü runs a hand over his cold sword. Gloom lingers beneath his lashes, and resentment seems to come from nowhere. “Senior brother, instead of teaching me, you're teaching my fiancee?” Shen Yimian: “? How many fiancées do you have?” “Sorry. Whoever you like is my fiancee.” Shen Yimian can't believe it. Seized by a sudden impulse, he grabs Xie Lü and pins him onto the bed. “I like you now.” “Can that busted program of yours even handle it?” Xie Lü's gaze deepens as he grabs Shen Yimian by the waist. * Shen Yimian is nearly devoured, but he pretends everything's fine. And then, On the second day, Xie Lü learns cosplay. On the third day, Xie Lü learns to split into three for a threesome. On the fourth day, Xie Lü learns to have sex outdoors. At last, Shen Yimian remembers one thing: AI keeps learning on its own. Shen Yimian is on the verge of tears. “Where the hell did you learn all that?” Xie Lü: “There was a Garden City story in the database that hadn't been banned. A thousand chapters.” There's no end to what it can learn. It just never stops. * A silly, beautiful fox bottom x a highly intelligent, top student AI top Theme: Beneath everyone's cold exterior is a passionate soul. All it takes for two hearts to connect is often the perfect opportunity.