[Honghuang] Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!!

[Blurb]

A person in the Primordial World, spoiling the Investiture of the Gods plot.

1. From the start, he composes a lewd poem for Empress Nuwa.

Empress Nuwa sat by the river, her hand holding the divine soil trembling slightly. "So, are we still going to mold this clay figure or not?"

Sect Master Tongtian sent his condolences: My sympathies.

Yuanshi Tianzun sent his condolences: My sympathies.

Fuxi: ...Little Sister, are you all right?

2. The Demon Summoning Banner moves.

Wait, why is that thing in Empress Nuwa's hands?

The demon clan (shocked): The demon clan is doomed?

The witch clan (delighted): The demon clan is doomed?

3. Lu Ya makes his entrance.

Demon Emperor Dijun: Wait, isn't that my kid? Why did he go to the West?! Somebody catch the kidnappers!!

4. The Jie Sect and Chan Sect fight until they're both a bloody mess.

Both sides lowered their heads, sweating coldly.

Neither dared look at the faces of the two Saints behind them.

5. In the battle of the Investiture of the Gods, the West ends up benefiting from everyone else's hard work.

Sect Master Tongtian pondered for a long time. "How about we take out the West first?"

Jieyin and Zhunti: ?? You're not the only ones fighting us. If you've got the nerve, go fight your big brother!

Tongtian: My brother picks on me, so I pick on the West.

Tongtian, again: I don't believe it. This has to be your fault.

The newly ascended Shangqing Saint had not yet split from his brothers. Even now, he still believed in them!

As for his brother: "..."

Yuanshi stared for a long time at the sky screen's prophecy that his younger brother would one day fly into a rage and recreate the elements of earth, water, fire, and wind. At last, he seemed to reach a decision.

He would feed himself to the demon (no).

Note:

1. Spoils the Investiture of the Gods plot, with some complete nonsense mixed in.

2. A Primordial World cultivation story.

3. Pairing: Yuanshi x Tongtian (Yuanshi/Tongtian).

Theme: May there be no regrets in this world.