The Sage Who Could Topple a Nation With His Beauty [Honghuang]

[Blurb] The System said, “Being misunderstood is the fate of a beauty; being blamed is part of a beauty’s everyday life. People often say that peerless beauties adorn peaceful times but bring calamity in times of turmoil. So ignorant fools often shift the blame onto beauties. They lead you astray, then blame you for it. What have you done wrong?” Since that’s what they say, I want you to prove them wrong. No grand ambition can compare to a beauty who can topple a kingdom! Shangqing Tongtian: “…” You’ve got the wrong person, haven’t you?? * They say the Witch-Demon Tribulation was nothing compared to a single smile from a Sage. The entire Primordial World stood in awe and awarded him the first Primordial World Beauty Pageant and Peace Prize. Tongtian: No, are you people serious? They say the Sage’s sword, Qingping, was so captivated by the Sage’s looks that it transformed into a human on the spot, only to be angrily scolded by the Sage: “Turn back into a sword!” Tongtian: Offering a huge reward for a sword, thanks. I just want a sword. They say Yuanshi Tianzun pointed his sword at his own heart and flatly refused to become the Sage’s enemy. He even swore on the spot that he would rather die than let the Three Pure Ones split up! Tongtian: Brother, you’re OOC! Brother, do you even know what OOC means? You used to be so cold and ruthless. Do you remember that, Brother?! … Tongtian (despairing): Can this Primordial World ever get its act together?! Maybe, probably, possibly not =v= Note: 1. A ridiculous, universally adored beauty, forced to get by in the Primordial World on his looks. 2. When it’s absurd, it’s never serious; when it’s serious, it’s often absurd. 3. Pairing: Yuanshi/Tongtian Theme: World peace.