After transmigrating into a book, Chu Yunxi became the junior sister in her sect who was useless at everything except eating.
Saving the world was out of the question. Since things had come to this, she might as well eat first.
Who could have guessed that one day, her inner thoughts would start being heard by everyone in her sect?
The corrupted senior sister, a stand-in for the White Moonlight in a novel, was carrying precious medicine and preparing to comfort the scumbag who had been injured.
Chu Yunxi tossed aside the sword in her hand. [Great, Senior Sister's gone. Perfect time to slack off today.]
The workaholic senior sister, who had already stepped out of the sect with her left foot: "?"
She couldn't take it. Absolutely couldn't take it.
Just thinking about her junior sister slacking off and failing to finish her morning training made her feel as if ants were crawling all over her.
She swept out her long sleeve. "Forget it, I'm not going. Men can fend for themselves!"
The devoted second male lead in a reverse-harem novel, her master, was gentle and upright, with the whole world in his heart, but moral pressure worked him to death.
Chu Yunxi sighed. [There must be a ton of people at that sort of event, right? Maybe I'd even have to give a speech.]
Her socially anxious master: "..."
"Xixi, your master plans to go into seclusion and cultivate. Could you attend this demon-slaying mission in my place?"
"I don't..."
"Your master will give you a thousand spirit stones."
"It's not that I don't want to go, Master. How about another thousand?"
"Deal!"
To help her master uphold justice and slay demons, Chu Yunxi set off with her beautiful, strong, and tragic junior brother. In the original story, the junior brother was deceived into offering his blood every day as a sacrifice to the long-dead heroine.
The ritual took place at midnight. Without a word, the junior brother planned to wait until Chu Yunxi was fast asleep, then run far away and get started.
Chu Yunxi, who had read the original story: [Go on, go on, hurry up and leave! I haven't changed back into my true form in ages. Once you're gone, I can finally relax.]
Everyone in the sect knew Chu Yunxi's true form: a shedding black-and-white cat. But her junior brother had joined the sect late and had never seen it with his own eyes.
The cat-lover junior brother: "How about skipping Master’s lessons tonight?"
Master can go unfed for a day, but the kitty must be petted.
Some time later, the protagonists finally realized, much too late: Why had the villains gone on strike?
If they went on strike, how were the protagonists supposed to find a stand-in, a sucker, or a blood bank?
Unable to bear it any longer, the protagonists came knocking, only to discover that the sect that was supposed to diligently help build their protagonists' careers was gathered around a hot pot.
Protagonists: "How can you be eating hot pot at a time like this?!"
Then one of them spotted a round-faced, almond-eyed girl with black cat ears. A line of text suddenly appeared above her head: [Since you're already here, how about grabbing an extra pair of chopsticks?]
Theme: Pay attention to the fate of villains.