I'm Really Not a Fortune-Telling Streamer [Metaphysics]

[I'm sorry, but for personal reasons I can't continue writing this novel. I'll apply to remove the paywall when the time comes. I'm deeply sorry for the inconvenience.] Ding Baoer learned the I Ching and the Eight Trigrams from her master as a child. As an adult, she went abroad to study astrology and tarot. She thought she had become fairly skilled at fortune-telling, combining Eastern and Western methods to prescribe the right remedy. But she never imagined that fortune-tellers couldn't read their own fortunes. Just as she was about to leave the mountain and become a fortune-telling streamer, the livestreaming app began cracking down on feudal superstition. With no other choice, she switched to being a deduction streamer. "Streamer, can you figure out if my boyfriend is cheating on me?" "Sure, let me see the evidence. Oh, you had potato noodles delivered today, right? That's too many carbs and not enough vegetables, so it's only natural that you have a bit of green over your head." "Streamer, can you figure out if my ex stole my cat?" "The crime scene is spotless. This is the work of a seasoned thief, so check the closet and see if the cat's inside." At first, netizens were furious: "Report this scammer! Is anyone allowed to be a detective these days?" Later, they were on their knees, completely convinced: "I'm kneeling before you, streamer. You're the modern-day Sherlock Holmes! Even Sherlock couldn't be this accurate! You say someone's cheating, and they really are. You say the cat's in the closet, and there it is. You say someone has a terminal illness, and they really die the next day!" Later still, Ding Baoer's deduction livestream became a sensation across the internet. The wealthiest tycoons, entertainment-industry bigwigs, and professors of Chinese studies all scrambled to tip her and ask her to tell their fortunes. The bigwigs pleaded, "Master, save me!" Ning Shu: "No, no, please don't. I'm really just a little detective." The bigwigs: "We'd have believed your nonsense if we hadn't seen your true form as the King of Hell!" As mentioned above, the heroine is the reincarnation of the King of Hell, undergoing tribulations in the mortal world as a fortune-teller. Her golden finger is ridiculously overpowered. Don't expect rigorous research. Next upcoming novel: Can a Chef System Make Me the Most Popular Person on a Dating Show? Gaming streamer Jiang Li accidentally enters the world of a dating show. Then the System informs her: You are now bound to the Chef System! Simply put, while the other contestants are busy pursuing each other and playing hard to get on the show, Jiang Li's job is to make breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snacks in the kitchen, so the contestants can pursue their romances without a care in the world. At first, Jiang Li refuses: "Do I look like the kind of Host who lets people walk all over her?" "Everyone else is dating, and I'm supposed to be a chef?" "Is this kind of play really part of their relationship?" System: "You may have lost out on love, but you'll gain lots and lots of money! Once the Chef System reaches max level, you'll be worth tens of billions!" Jiang Li: "Would you like these ribs sweet and sour, or braised?" Love is precious, but men are worth even more. For the sake of getting rich, everything else can go. Jiang Li happily takes up her role as the dating show's chef. She thinks the chef's script has doomed her to a lifetime alone, but then she turns around and wonders: Why are all the male contestants looking at her like that? She's just a chef! Theme: Good and evil are always repaid in the end.