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The moment she clicked in, the wealthy little spender Hayakawa Saya, who had used her wallet to collect every character at C6 and R5, was mercilessly merged by the System and then dumped into Teyvat.
System: Go, girl! Use your husbands' affection points to exchange for constellations and weapon refinement materials. Find the meaning of life as you conquer Teyvat!
A year later, the Steam Bird Gazette ran this headline:
[Snowflake-sensei's new book, On How a Socially Anxious Transmigrator Used Writing to Bring the Dead Back to Life, is out now! Tickets for the launch and signing event are selling fast. The event is co-hosted by the Teyvat Literary Prize, the Yashiro Commission, and the Palais Mermonia Legal Advisors. Tickets are limited, so get yours now.]
System: Neuvillette, Zhongli, Kamisato Ayato, Kaveh affection +9,999,999
System: ...What the hell, that worked too?
Reader's guide:
1. You don't need to have played the game to enjoy this. The author will explain some of the setting where possible without affecting the experience of readers who play the game.
2. The CP is undecided. There will be lots of one-sided crushes.
3. Blurb screenshotted on February 5, 2025. (To be revised.)
Theme: Knowledge changes your destiny
