Read this warning first!!
Hmm... This must be a trial in the Sanctuary! I'm so clever, hehehe! All right, let's see what the questions are.
Dio: ? (taking a bath)
Cars: Huh?
Hehe, must've been my imagination. There's no way that could happen, right? Let's start over, start over.
Jonathan: ? (taking a bath)
Dio: Hey! There was a perverted woman just now... She's here!!
Cars: Huh?
I get it, you're all putting on an act, right? Then let's all bathe together!! Hahaha!!
Joseph: Are you in love with me?
Cars: I am.
Caesar: What!? You like that deadbeat but hate me!!?
Cars: It's fine for a witch to hate a justice-loving protagonist, right?
Are these two seriously acting out some chuunibyou romance!??
The female lead is really arrogant!! (nods)
There's no male lead, so you can bet on whoever you like (?) The female lead would never get shy! So if you want flirting, you're out of luck (Caesar: ?) You can bet on the girls too (?)
It's set in the world of Re:Zero! You can read it even if you haven't seen it! (Probably.) The female lead's timeline is the Wrath route, and she has a soft spot for 486, so the female lead will be looking for a stand-in for him (?). Wait, isn't that backwards?
The author's writing is about as elegant as a pile of crap, so please forgive me.
Theme: Love and care for everything properly.