Whoa, what kind of game is this? So weird. I'll give it a quick try.
I'm screwed.
The game characters came to find me. No, more accurately, I went looking for them.
(crouches) (crawls around gloomily)
Dio: Well, well, you dumped me and got together with Jonathan, did you?
Kars: Oho, you played with my feelings and then gave the Red Stone to Joseph, huh?
Yoshikage Kira: Hmm? Oh, you're the one who lured me into crawling through the doggy door with your hand, right?
Pucci: ...Amen. It'd be one thing if you deceived my best friend, but you even deceived Jotaro's daughter, and me too.
Diego: You were dating that president, that paralyzed guy, and that cowboy, all while stringing me along. What are you, some kind of time-management wizard?
Funny: ...You lied about my age.
Diavolo: ? You perverted woman who dragged my shirt off!!
Everyone: ? How come you two are the only ones who seem normal?
This is a silly, nonsensical story! Pairings undecided... Anything goes!
Everyone is in an all-pairings kind of situation! It's fine! But characters with official pairings, like Jotaro and Joseph, aren't included in the romance! At most, they're like little sisters!
Theme: Don't be fickle, even with fictional characters
Can the author update again?
The author writes very well. I kept laughing while reading this article (by the way, I urge you to update more.
Remind me to update (whisper)