Gossiping Like Crazy Every Day While Listening to God's Inner Thoughts

The moment Wen Zhou opened his eyes, he had transmigrated to a barren mountain where not even birds would shit.

During the day, there was nothing to eat. At night, there was nowhere to sleep.

Luckily, he was bound to a System. He only needed to use wood to craft a house, and he could trade for delicious food in the shop.

Later, after completing System missions, Wen Zhou obtained a mirror that could show events happening across the entire continent.

The mirror was also terrible at keeping secrets. Every event he thought about while looking into it was leaked for all to see.

[The king's three geniuses are all impostors.]

[The real genius is the princess. And this poor little princess is currently in the garden with the reincarnation of the God of Light, playing out a tragic romance version of a forced-love story?]

The king on the scene went from looking very displeased to looking even more displeased.

The Light Bishop beside him also had a very strange expression. Only the War Bishop was smiling.

[Huh, why is everyone running off to the garden...?]

When the event ended, Wen Zhou shook his head and went to look at the next one.

[The elves are about to burn their emperor's reincarnation alive. Is this a collapse of morality or the work of an evil influence? Tune in at noon today...]

Stop reading! They know they were wrong...

The Elf King hurriedly took the emperor's reincarnation down from the stake.

[The Harvest Saintess is performing by eating offerings raw on the Harvest God's altar. Is this really okay?]

The Harvest faithful widened their eyes. Their bodies didn't dare make it too obvious as they moved over, but their souls were already sprinting toward the altar.

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[And this one, wow... A certain noble young master is so nice to his heartbroken friend because he's actually concerned about his own son. He's fallen in love with his friend's mother.]

[What do you call this? I treat you like a brother, but you want to be my dad!]

The heartbroken friend stared at the noble young master in disbelief.

The neighboring empire wasn't about to be outdone, either. The real and fake kings, princes, and princesses all entered the fray, and the queen got so angry she hooked up with her maid.

Wen Zhou put away the mirror, deeply convinced that this continent was beyond saving. But when he came down the mountain, he found the reincarnations of those gods inexplicably appearing around him, serving him tea, waiting on him, and showing him every kindness. They were even ready to give their lives for him.

Ahem, there's really no need. Your lives aren't exactly great, either.

For the sake of the genuine affection still left in the world (and because this continent was so entertaining), Wen Zhou decided he would reluctantly save it.

As a result, the world's crisis somehow resolved itself more than halfway. He only had to land the final blow.

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Later, when people learned the truth and realized the gods had been right there beside them all along, they sighed in awe: As expected, the gods are just as compassionate and great as we imagined, with boundless divine might and supreme wisdom.

Wen Zhou, who had long since gone home, felt the power of faith coming from a distant place: ?

Once he figured out why, Wen Zhou smiled faintly. He was just about to respond when a shadow fell over him.

"What are you looking at?" The Dark God's disheveled hair fell across his cheek, blocking his view so that all he could see was the exquisite face right in front of him.

"Of course, you..." Wen Zhou pulled him down. Neither of them could say another word.

----Coming Soon

"The World Mutates: I Gather Everything and Stockpile My Safehouse"

Shi Jingcheng was an office worker who was a bit socially anxious. Every day at work, he either kept his head down and worked or kept his head down and listened to his boss talk.

But today was different. The sky was crimson, and a System voice rang in Shi Jingcheng's ears.

It said: The world is entering a stage of extreme evolution. All living beings, evolve with all your might and fight to survive.

Shi Jingcheng was completely baffled. Evolution? What was evolution, and how was he supposed to evolve?

As he was pondering this, his phone suddenly rang. xxx instinctively tried to silence it, but his finger slipped and hit the gather button in the game he had open.

Suddenly, Shi Jingcheng saw two small words appear before his eyes: "Gather."

He reached out and touched them, only to find that the cactus on his desk had turned into a long, thin green needle.

[Cactus after gathering: Attack power: none? Satiety +1 after consumption]

This... actually seems pretty useful, huh?

Shi Jingcheng wasn't sure, but that didn't stop him from gathering like crazy after that.

He gathered an entire building, and it turned into a safehouse. Safety rating +99%.

Shi Jingcheng immediately felt much safer, and kept gathering.

Rice from the supermarket, gathered: turned into a satiety pill.

Dead phone, gathered: turned into a broadcasting phone that played a strange channel nonstop.

Bird eggs beneath a tree, gathered: turned into tiny bird eggs, satiety +5.

Fruit tree by the roadside, gathered: turned into a peach-tree bonsai, attack power 60? Satiety?

A human who needed rescuing, gathered: turned into an Omega giving off a strange pheromone.

All the creatures attacking nearby were driven away by the smell.

Human Omega: ...

Something strange seemed to have slipped in there, but the world was evolving too fast for Shi Jingcheng to care. He kept gathering...

Robot in an exhibition hall, gathered: turned into a living robot, attack power 40? Satiety 0.

Warehouse door, gathered: turned into a sturdy little shield, defense +100 (watch your back), satiety 0.

After all that gathering, not only was the safehouse packed with stuff, xxx had also earned the title of Super Evolutionary.

Shi Jingcheng nodded in satisfaction. The strange phone started broadcasting again: Attention. The second round of evolution is about to begin. All living beings, prepare yourselves.

Shi Jingcheng: ?

Shi Jingcheng gathered the broadcast, and all of humanity heard the message.

Humans: --Who's the Super Evolutionary this time?!

Later, the safehouse grew bigger and bigger as he gathered more, and many people nearby came to seek refuge there.

Human No. 1: Big shot, big shot, can you see if I can be gathered? Or if there's anything on me you can gather?

Shi Jingcheng silently nodded and gathered the clothes he was wearing.

Human No. 1 got an invisibility cloak and ran off, covering half his body.

Shi Jingcheng looked at the other people.

The humans shrank back. A brave tiger pushed its way to the front first.

The big tiger turned into a little kitten with wings.

Big Tiger: ...

The humans instinctively took a step back.

--So this is Super Evolution? Well...

The big tiger flapped its wings and knocked down a building.

--This evolution is super indeed! Please gather me!

Shi Jingcheng: Hmph.

No more gathering. I'm socially anxious and don't want to see people. Maybe tomorrow.

Theme: If you don't want people to find out, don't do it in the first place.