[To be revised]
One day, I learned that I was the heroine of an adults-only dating game.
According to the plot, men from all three realms would worship me, be infatuated with me, and pursue me. They would do anything to possess me, even resorting to every unspeakable method.
In ending after ending, I was left broken, distraught, and utterly miserable.
Ha. Whoever wants to be the heroine can have the job.
On the day the plot began, for the first time in two hundred years, I didn't sleep in. I sharpened my sword, coated it in poison, and prepared to stab the mad demon lord who was coming to profess his love right through the chest.
I waited from sunrise to sunset, but he never came.
No matter. I'll wait.
I watched eagerly, itching for a fight and rubbing my hands together. I had prepared 108 ways to kill the male leads: the mad demon lord, the perverted immortal venerable, and the lovesick emperor.
Months passed. My health improved, my spirits lifted, and everyone in my sect was full of energy and starting afresh.
Yet I hadn't seen a single one of those domineering, deranged, cunning men.
I racked my brain but couldn't figure it out, so I asked my little disciple if he had any idea.
He hid the bloody concealed weapon in his sleeve, kicked a filthy skull away from his boot, and smiled with sunny innocence. "Huh? ...Who knows?"
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