Pleasing My Owner Again Today

Long ago, weasels sought a divine blessing. These days, little rabbits seek a government job.

As the only young one in his clan, Xia Mangmang is the hope of his entire people. And now, he faces a major challenge in rabbit life:

Passing the civil service exam!!!!

He failed the first two exams, but this time he won't fail. He'll reclaim everything that belongs to him!

But why is the assignment for this test so different?

Pretend to be a pet rabbit and act cute for three months? That sounds interesting.

Xia Mangmang seals his magic and shrinks his body, giving it his all. It's all for one thing: acting cute QAQ. Dear owner, do you think I have what it takes to get a government job?

Ever since Duan You followed his doctor's advice and got a rabbit, his years of insomnia and vivid dreams have gotten much better.

But Duan You feels like his illness has gotten worse.

The soft-furred little rabbit lies obediently in his palm, its fur lovely to the touch.

At the same time, an unfamiliar, clear voice rings in his mind.

"What's that? It smells so good. I want to eat it..."

Duan You stops in his tracks. Where did that voice come from?

Exhibit one.

Duan You has a rabbit at home, and even keeps a virtual rabbit on his phone.

But recently, Duan You has realized that his two rabbits, one seemingly real and the other fake, are actually the same rabbit.

Uh-oh, his electronic bunny has escaped its cage.

Exhibit two.

Not long after getting a pet, Duan You starts wondering if he's suddenly developed yin-yang eyes, or if his illness has advanced to the point of causing hallucinations.

Otherwise, how can he explain seeing his rabbit sprawled on the bed, munching on a peach, with a rabbit's body but human feet?

Is it normal for a tiny rabbit to suddenly have a pair of human feet in size 37.5?

Overall, Duan You and his little lop-eared rabbit get along well. He gets to pet a good rabbit and sleep soundly. Aside from occasionally having to endure the little rabbit's thoughts and some strange hallucinations, everything is lovely.

Until one day, the rabbit suddenly transforms into a person right in front of him.

A naked young man takes the place of the rabbit in Duan You's arms, then brazenly grabs a bag of chips from the table and starts eating.

Crunch, crunch. Chip crumbs fall all over Duan You. This doesn't seem like a hallucination.

He looks down and meets the young man's eyes.

The young man's eyes widen. "You can see me?"

Duan You is silent.

Was he not supposed to see him?

[Short scene]

Xia Mangmang has recently learned something new: when a weasel is about to become a spirit, it can stop a passerby with whom it shares a connection and ask, "Do I look like a person or an immortal?"

This is called seeking a divine blessing. Succeed, and your cultivation improves.

Xia Mangmang closes the book. Got it.

Weasels have fur, and so does he.

So, weasels can seek blessings, which means he can, too.

Xia Mangmang immediately puts the lesson into practice. He returns to his original form and stops Duan You.

"Human, do I look like a town mayor or a bureau chief?"

Duan You: ?

Duan You: "You look like a five-foot-nine, black-eyed, curly-haired femboy in a black-and-white lace maid outfit."

Xia Mangmang: ?

Xia Mangmang: Oh no! This isn't what the book said!

Reader's guide: 1. A sweet little treat. If you can't handle sugar, take it with insulin.

2. The point of view serves the story, so please don't read if you insist on a single fixed perspective.

Theme: To make your way in the world, you need a skill to call your own.