I Work in the Insectoid World as a Customer Service Rep/Spy/Scavenger

A silly, sweet collection of episodic stories:

1. "The Cannon Fodder Who Thought He Was Female Arranged a Date with a Big Shot Insect"

I'm a female insect, working customer service in an insect society where males are revered and females are treated as inferior. I'm at the very bottom of the social ladder, and my workday goes like this:

["Dear customer, we're very sorry for the unpleasant experience. We absolutely value your feedback and will resolve this as soon as possible~"]

["Go **** yourself, you ***ing, sick ****! No wonder you're a useless female insect stuck in a job paying only three thousand a month!"]

Most male insect customers are rich and handsome, but most of them are short-tempered and stupid. Even I can barely put up with them.

But...

One day, I was left with only one customer, an S-rank female insect.

The next day, that became two S-rank female insects.

Four on the third day. Ten on the fourth. Seven hundred and eighty-three on the fifth.

Female insects may be poor, but they're gentle and know how to talk. Their numbers add up, so I still make pretty good money. I'm physically exhausted, but the psychological pressure has dropped dramatically. More importantly, I think I'm starting to fall in love with my first female insect customer.

He says he's an eight-pack, dark-skinned, handsome, sunny male athletic insect!

Wow, I wouldn't be opposed.

In the end, my first big-brother-of-a-customer and I started dating. We agreed to meet at a cafe, but...

That day, as I sat in the cafe, there were three bombings, seven murders, and a raid on an insect military weapons depot all around me.

Then my date arrived. He really was an eight-pack, dark-skinned, handsome, sunny... athlete?

Wait.

No athlete carries a rocket launcher on his shoulder, a lightsaber at his waist, and a bulletproof vest on his body.

"It's an honor to meet you, Male Insect Lord."

What did he just call me? I-I-I'm... a male insect?!

His smile really was sunny and handsome, but half his face was covered in blood. He looked like a lunatic who'd slaughtered half a city just to find me, oh my god!

"You're a male insect living in privileged circumstances, yet you were willing to guide the mental energy of me and my seven hundred and eighty-three rebel brothers. I'm truly grateful for your help!"

Damn, he's so handsome. I'm a sucker for a pretty face. I can't help it!

The date went great.

Only later did I learn that he was the Alliance's most wanted criminal, the leader of the rebel insects!

(A gong who mistakenly thinks he's a female insect, a cute and kind gong, a pretty-face-obsessed gong, a love-struck crybaby gong x rebel female insect shou, powerful shou)

2. "The Insectoid Spy Wants to Get His 'Dog' Back" (non-human)

"That's right, S-rank male insect, or should I say human spy, you've been exposed! Unbelievable! An insect figured out you were the human spy responsible for [the Fall of the Entire Insect Race] because of a dog!"

"..."

"Aren't you... going to run?"

"No. Before I run, I'm going to get my dog back."

"...Dog?"

"Yeah, my alien pet dog. He's a good dog, really."

"...Is it really a dog?"

(Agent gong, madman gong, apparently a male insect but actually a human gong x loyal-dog shou, female insect shou, monster shou)

3. "Making It Big with Big Shots in the Insectoid World"

As a human, even if I turn into a male insect, how could I marry an alien insect?

I'm going to be a kept man!

A kept male insect never gets married. I'll use my extraordinary male-insect charm to make a whole host of female insects fall at my feet!

Want a photo? One hundred thousand star coins!

Want a date?! Give me a planet or I won't even bother with you.

Huh? How did I get married?

Huh? How did I... ascend the throne??!!!!

Huh? I'm the insect... insect... king?

I'm just a kept man.

Only later did I find out that the one I'd been keeping... was the Insect Emperor!

(Kept-man gong, scheming gong, money-loving gong x mad Insect Emperor shou)

PS: [This is a fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please don't compare it to real life.]

Theme: Three human transmigrators fall in love and start a revolution in the insectoid world, overturning the world with love and justice to protect equality and freedom