[Full-Time Anko] The Dice God Stabs Me in the Back Every Day

Every tabletop role-player has been betrayed by the dice maiden at some point.

For example, failing a dodge roll in combat and getting wiped out by a smooth combo, failing a scouting check and running straight into the boss, or failing a Psychology check and firmly believing that whatever the KPC says must be the truth.

[No, what are you doing? What is that supposed to mean???]

[Stop struggling. This is the will of the Dice Goddess, uh, God.]

[You just said “goddess,” didn’t you! You definitely said it, right???]

[...Don’t worry about the details.]

[Fine, then! Let me roll again! If I roll one more time, I swear I’ll forget all about this!!!]

[Denied. We agreed it would be decided in one roll.]

[I understand the logic! But bro!! I’m begging you!!! A CON of 36 is way too damn low!!!!!]

[I’m scared I’ll just pass out while walking down the street, aaahhhhh!!!]

[Bad news: there’s also a 33 percent chance people will mistake you for a woman when you’re walking down the street.]

[...Can I start over now, or is it too late?]

Important: This is a non-typical Anko fic. More accurately, it uses seventh-edition tabletop role-playing rules combined with house rules and Anko elements! Not every choice will be left to the dice!

If anything makes you uncomfortable, run away quickly!! I’m just writing a rambly diary, and there’s nothing in it for me.

Writing this out of love, not for profit.

I looked around and found that there weren’t any straightforward Anko fics with pure BL romance... Sorry, I’m a vulgar person who loves watching boys cuddle (?). You don’t know how to make one, so I’ll do it. I’m writing a straight-faced story just to spread rumors! (You.)

Overall, the male lead is a self-interested person with little sense of morality (he’s really just a chaotic, evil troublemaker. He once got his Charm skill to 80 and had every KPC he met make a Charm check, the absolute menace). Unless something unexpected happens, it should be a protagonist-all pairing! Protagonist-all! The protagonist is a handsome long-haired top! The one on the left!!! (Even if he can’t get to the high-speed part, he is definitely a top (firmly convinced).)

I’m a Lan Yu fan, but lately I’ve been hooked on Arknights... Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m just saying I’ll be extremely biased toward them.

Theme: A legendary investigator never gives up hope.