[Jujutsu Kaisen] Plot, Get Out of My Way!

A rift in space and time, created when Blueberry Yogurt was brought back to life, accidentally pulled in a few people.

But what's with these weird combinations?!

At the technical college, we have:

- Satoru Gojo, under 1.6 meters tall, with the face of a feisty little boy, despite being an adult.

"If someone gets on your nerves, just beat some sense into them. What a pain."

- Shoko, gender-swapped, 188 centimeters tall and a master of hand-to-hand and gun combat.

"A ranged fighter who can't handle close combat isn't a good healer."

- And Suguru Geto, with a brilliant mind but a frail constitution.

"Run away? I've got to worry about my best friend deciding to destroy the world on a whim."

Well, I suppose that's not impossible to accept.

But why is that Shoko shoving that Satoru Gojo aside and kissing that Suguru Geto herself?!

Why is Professor Gojo sleeping with that Satoru Gojo in his arms?!

And why did I see that Shoko clinging to that Satoru Gojo's leg and shouting, "Mommy, I'm hungry! Feed me!"

And why have they demolished the technical college again?!

That Suguru Geto: (smiling kindly) "Bitter melon cake?"

That Shoko and that Gojo: (prostrating themselves) "Suguru, we're sorry! Please, no bitter melon cake!"

Coming soon

The parallel world is a crossover world, while the main world is the Jujutsu Kaisen world (no crossover).

Pairings as described: parallel Shoko, gender-swapped, x parallel Suguru; original Suguru x parallel Satoru.

The parallel-world characters and their histories are the author's own creations, with some inspiration from the author and a friend of the author.

OOC!

A silly comedy. The whole story's message is right there in the title: "PLOT, GET LOST!"

Theme: Someday, a much better ending will come.