Brother Badger's Jianghu Adventures

Badger Bro, the top honey badger of Africa, is transported into a wuxia world because of one extra-spicy strip of spicy snack.

And so, the notorious good-for-nothing of the Qi family suddenly transforms.

He takes down the Blooddrop Sect's lair, brutalizes the leader of the martial arts alliance, and beats up the master of the Divine Sword Sect.

People of the martial world soon realize that anyone who offends the self-proclaimed Badger Bro ends up in trouble. At best, they're chased down and beaten to a pulp. At worst, their entire sect is wiped out.

Then everyone learns their lesson: never mess with that lunatic, or the consequences will be unimaginable.

P.S. Badger Bro is a honey badger, also known as the ratel. The "Bro" means big brother, not the other meaning of "gege." There will be no pregnancy plot.

A small spoiler warning: There is a plotline where he turns into a honey badger, and Badger Bro will also have a body of his own. I can't say more, or I'll spoil too much, haha.

Upcoming infinite-flow story: The Years the Evil God Spent Chopping Monsters

Synopsis

Shen Li has a secret: he can enter other worlds in his dreams, but he has no control over it.

Those worlds have no fairy tales about princes and princesses, nor any thrilling tales of war and bloodshed. There is only endless despair and suffocating pain.

Unnameable creatures revel in the dark of night. Humans, tiny as ants, struggle in despair. It seems the world could be destroyed at any moment.

But everything changes the moment Shen Li appears...

From an on-site interview with an unnameable reporter: "What do you think of your respective journeys through corruption?"

Unnameable A: "I met a strange human. He took twenty years of my time. It was awful! I never want to run into that strange human again!"

Unnameable B: "I met a strange human. He stole my head and gave it to a bunch of inferior creatures to kick around like a ball. It was awful! I'm going back to the Abyss. I'm never coming out again. QAQ"

Unnameable C: "I met a strange human. He took all my tentacles and gave them to those inferior creatures as food. This was the worst journey ever, hands down!"

Countless other complaints from victimized unnameable entities omitted...

Unnameable reporter: "Mr. Shen Li, do you have anything to say about these accusations?"

Shen Li faces the camera with complete sincerity. "They all did it of their own free will. I'm a good person. I never forced them to do anything. I swear it by Azathoth!"

All the unnameable entities: "Ptooey!"

A not-so-sunshiney protagonist who still has hope x an investigator with no sense of presence

Completed story: Why Is It So Hard to Lie Flat?

Synopsis: Mu Qing is the best of the younger generation of celestial masters, but all he wants is to lie flat and avoid work. Unfortunately, his terrible luck refuses to leave him alone.

He goes on vacation at a hotel, and a ghostly young woman makes a quiet request: "Help me get revenge."

At his own antique shop, his junior apprentice brings in a bottle containing a wisp of ghostly energy. The ghostly energy bites him and mistakes him for its bride.

He goes abroad to play a real-life battle royale game, only to get caught in a major incident at the game venue: no one can get in or out, and a bunch of people are hunting him.

There are countless other examples.

Mu Qing, who can punch vengeful ghosts and stomp on death spirits, can only say: "What a headache. I want to flip this table!"

Curious readers, feel free to give it a try! ^ω^

Theme: When God closes one door, He'll always open another window.