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Blurb:
A seemingly gentle, obedient little white flower, but actually a shou who takes on the world, everyone in it, and even the air itself × A seemingly unapproachable gong, but actually a jealous hypocrite with a double standard
Yun Zheng, a modern cultivator who has arrived in the interstellar era, unexpectedly becomes the caretaker of a wasteland planet that countless experts insist could never produce a pet spirit. He also gains a cat pet spirit from the wasteland planet. To earn money for his family... and raise his cub, he goes into full-on money-making mode.
Yun Zheng, a streamer earnestly explaining useful facts: Why are the comments so strange?
Comments: The kitty is so cute, and the streamer is so handsome! I'm dead!
Comments: Please make the channel all about your looks and cute pets!
Yun Zheng thinks about changing his content.
Ding dong!
A pitiful-looking pet spirit from the wasteland planet has shown up outside. Wait, there are so many of them!
And so his educational content turns into this:
Yun Zheng: This time, we've come to the dog planet. The soil here is perfect for growing vegetables. Next, we're going to the little squirrel planet. The trees here grow so well, and there's rare timber. I think I'm about to get rich.
Comments: No, no, I want to see the other planets too. Streamer, you have to treat them all equally!
Comments: So this is where interstellar resources come from. Please hurry up and post the link. My fingers are ready!
Yun Zheng looked at the room full of pet spirits. Hadn't he only wanted to raise one?
Still, why had he somehow become the whole internet's favorite marriage candidate?
As the Federation's top colonel and a top pet spirit caretaker, Song Yubai once made an unbreakable wish on the Planet of Wishes because he didn't want to get married. He wished to become engaged to the planet lord of a wasteland planet that the entire interstellar world believed could never produce pet spirits.
At first, he paid no attention to Yun Zheng. Then he realized he had already seen him in his dreams and began to fall for him, so he secretly added him as a contact.
Before they met in person
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Leave Blank: What did you eat this morning?
Cat Subscriber: Braised pork
Leave Blank: What did you eat for lunch?
Cat Subscriber: Beef noodles
Leave Blank: What did you eat for dinner? [You have been blocked]
Song Yubai: Why isn't this what online dating is supposed to be like when you meet in person?
Yun Zheng: This guy's actually trying to find out what I eat all day. He's definitely trying to poison me so I can't make any more money.
After they meet in person
Song Yubai, with a pet spirit that looks like a white lion, gazes coolly at Yun Zheng, trying to win over the petite Yun Zheng with his imposing, domineering presence.
Yun Zheng: ???? Sorry, wrong person (QwQ How could my adorable Baibai possibly be him?)
Song Yubai: I remember him saying he liked people who were wild, cool, and incredibly awesome.
Everyone: Nice.
Many creative liberties taken.
The author's writing isn't very good.
Note: A planet lord is a pet spirit caretaker. The two terms just refer to different aspects of raising them.
Pet spirits are spirits born from planets (their representatives). When a planet dies, the pet spirits it produced either become ordinary pets or die.
Theme: Protecting wild animals is everyone's responsibility.