Hey! Stop! I'm Security! [Ghost Story]

To save myself forty years of detours, I became a security guard as soon as I graduated.

I work nine to five, get free meals and housing, have weekends off, and receive seven types of insurance and a housing fund. I'm very satisfied.

I do my job conscientiously, and my superiors think highly of me. They say I'm a real talent.

But wherever I'm assigned, whether it's a residential compound, a company, or a village, strange things always happen.

A wandering god in a back alley at midnight, a jar tomb in the garden, the livestock-transformation art shouted about by the madman on the third floor, a daytime song in the residential compound's group-building pool...

One mishap after another always gets in the way of my hard work.

It's fine. I'll give it my all to hold on to this job.

Everyone who stands between me and the pinnacle of life is my lifelong enemy.

Before you read:

1. The blurb is in first person, while the main text is in third person.

2. A comedic story about Chinese folk customs, set in a partly fictional world.

Blurb screenshot saved on 2023/5/2

Theme: Love the work you do.