[The novel in my column, Am I the Mother of the Horror Tales?, is complete. Come sample some Chinese-style horror~]
Blurb:
Yun Zhi is the number one talent on the Spirit Realm's rankings, a rare genius at spirit speech.
Though an orphan, she was spoiled by her sect and raised in luxury.
She wouldn't travel in anything but a flying boat inlaid with top-grade jade.
She wouldn't take a tonic unless it was a nine-turn foundation-building pill refined for a hundred years.
She wouldn't wear anything that hadn't cost a million spirit stones.
But the Spirit Realm's spiritual energy is drying up, and its destruction is imminent.
The pampered, difficult Yun Zhi, a fallen phoenix who bursts into tears whenever things don't go her way, has no choice but to shoulder the hopes of the Spirit Realm and transmigrate into the real daughter, a cannon-fodder character in an entertainment-industry novel about a fake and real heiress. She must cultivate using the spiritual energy in the book's world and save the Spirit Realm.
Confronted with the original's life as a foil to the fake heiress, plagued by scandals and eventually jumping to her death, Yun Zhi can't believe it. She bursts into tears and makes a scene on the spot: "I'm done!"
Her goal: cultivate hard and ascend as soon as possible to save the Spirit Realm! QaQ
The escape-room show Escape to Safety.
Antis mock Yun Zhi for dragging everyone down, clinging to others to promote a CP, and stealing the fake heiress's fiance.
The show begins.
Using her spirit speech, Yun Zhi orders a horror NPC, "Find me a change of clothes!"
Everyone trembles as they watch ghosts and monsters dote on Yun Zhi, doing her laundry and cooking for her.
Male guests from every walk of life wail and cling to her legs, begging to be her teammate.
The show A Diary of the Wealthy.
Paid trolls set the tone: the fake heiress is adored by everyone, while Yun Zhi is hated by everyone.
Her father doesn't love her, her mother doesn't care about her, and she's a waste of oxygen.
The show begins.
A real estate tycoon asks, "Master! Do you like this building?"
A jeweler says, "Please accept this necklace worth a billion!"
A government agency says, "The country needs you!"
Everyone's jaws hit the floor, and no one dares speak.
After Yun Zhi becomes a top-tier star, her life gets ever more comfortable. Her cultivation advances by leaps and bounds, and her ascension is just around the corner.
Gu Yan, the fake heiress's fiance's older cousin, whom she'd used and then tossed aside, is quickly forgotten as she enjoys the attention of all kinds of men.
A singer, the puppy-like heartthrob: "I wrote you a song. Come listen tonight? Hmm?"
A scumbag movie emperor: "Every time I act in a scene with someone, I imagine it's you!"
A sweet young man with superpowers: "Big Sis! Would you like a mountain of gold?"
But karma always catches up with you.
Gu Yan grabs Yun Zhi's delicate hand. "You used me and now you're pretending you don't know me?!"
Yun Zhi curses at him petulantly, her voice breaking with tears. "Stay away from me!"
Gu Yan's eyes darken. He grips her chin with his long fingers and wipes away her tears. "Be good. You're mine."
A fussy crybaby x a gloomy, villainous CEO
Warnings:
1. Amateur writing, no logic, and shameless wish fulfillment. Don't read if that bothers you.
2. I do not accept writing advice.
Please add my next novel to your reading list, mwah~
Expose Him! I'll Give You a Hundred Million!
Bad news: Jin Yuan, a broke fan, watches with her own eyes as the star she's spent real money supporting has a career-ending scandal!
Good news: she's bound to an entertainment-industry tycoon System, though it insists on calling itself the "Entertainment Industry Cleanup" System!
System: Every time the Host exposes a crooked celebrity, she'll get a villa at Shanghai No. 1 Residence, King of the Land Tower, original shares in Goose Factory, a limited-edition supercar, and... a trillion-yuan reward.
Jin Yuan: How much did you say?! No, I mean, what kind of dirt?
The capital's "Buddha-like" movie emperor wears prayer beads all the time. Is it because he sleeps around and evades taxes?!
The male star with the devoted-father image switched out his child and spoiled his real one rotten, all to make that person look back at him!
A respected actor "doing his military service" in the entertainment industry turns out to be a fugitive serial killer!
Jin Yuan: ...She sobs, having followed her idols with all her heart. She knew the entertainment industry was a mess, but not this much of a mess!
System: In addition, the Host can get hit TV scripts, luxury-brand endorsements, an S-rank studio, an epic director's team... The entertainment industry will tremble because of you!
Jin Yuan: But I'm just a fan...
System: You've got money, resources, and a dedicated team. Who else can transform Chinese entertainment if not you?
A gorgeous, passionate snake of a woman who's a Muay Thai champion;
A one-track-minded puppy-like heartthrob who seems to flirt with everyone;
A haughty fairy-like former child star who is actually chatty and loves to act cute;
A sunny, handsome young man who's actually world-weary and fiercely protective;
I have the money, I'll provide the resources, and I'll build the platform!
Break into the domestic entertainment industry? No, our goal is to make Chinese entertainment known around the world!
Warnings:
A no-brains, feel-good story. The novel is equally hostile toward male and female celebrities with scandals.
Blurb screenshot saved on 2024.04.22
Theme: Hard work brings rewards
The plot is still unfinished, and the plot becomes smoother and gets better as it goes on. Looking forward to the next one!
After getting divorced, my ex-husband and mistress actually teamed up to take revenge on me. I was ready to fight to the death. I saved my next-door serial article "Anti-horror movie routine [Infinite]" to listen to my revenge plan.
I hate Chu Chu so much, she actually hurts her child
Wow! I feel like Ah Zhi is about to have a big chance, saliva...
I hope Zongzhi didn't fall into the trap!
Ahhhh! They are going to meet up, it's so sweet~
Woohoo, I feel like Azhi and the others are in a bit of danger.
Gu Gu is so diligent, Si Ha Si Ha
Laughing to death, really? To be honest, the worse the school, the more likely it is to brag.
It's strange that every time I talk about God of Death, I think of the cool male silver. But at the same time, I imagine that the male protagonist is a gentle scum. Sure enough, the world of Paper Man is like this.
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The plot is still unfinished, and the plot becomes smoother and gets better as it goes on. Looking forward to the next one!
After getting divorced, my ex-husband and mistress actually teamed up to take revenge on me. I was ready to fight to the death. I saved my next-door serial article "Anti-horror movie routine [Infinite]" to listen to my revenge plan.
I hate Chu Chu so much, she actually hurts her child
Wow! I feel like Ah Zhi is about to have a big chance, saliva...
I hope Zongzhi didn't fall into the trap!
Ahhhh! They are going to meet up, it's so sweet~
Woohoo, I feel like Azhi and the others are in a bit of danger.
Gu Gu is so diligent, Si Ha Si Ha
Laughing to death, really? To be honest, the worse the school, the more likely it is to brag.
It's strange that every time I talk about God of Death, I think of the cool male silver. But at the same time, I imagine that the male protagonist is a gentle scum. Sure enough, the world of Paper Man is like this.