I used to be an ordinary Yokohama resident (past tense).
Why the parentheses? Because I transmigrated.
That damn five hundred billion turned Yokohama into a blood-soaked battlefield, and I, a lowly □□ wage slave, was tragically killed in the turmoil. My corpse added one more detail to the streets littered with bullets and running with blood.
Then I opened and closed my eyes, and was born again.
My new family was happy and loving, but that happiness didn't even last a full year. It all vanished when my mother in this life died.
Faced with my deadbeat dad, who'd gone back to his old ways and was never home, my big brother, whose little arms and legs made him helpless, and myself, equally helpless with my little arms and legs, I said my first words of this life in a baby's garbled voice:
"Fxxk!"
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Many years later, I sat drinking a tower of champagne bought for me by a rich lady at a host club, watching my brother and his classmates stare in utter shock. I said to my deadbeat dad, "You used to live off women with me and Megumi. Now it's my turn to make it on my own."
Warnings:
1. The protagonist is a real piece of work, the kind who could compete with Toji to see who's more of a scumbag.
2. The protagonist has no moral compass and isn't a good person.
3. A character's morals don't represent the author's.
4. The protagonist and Megumi are twins.
5. The main story is written in first person.
6. Irregular updates.
7. More warnings may be added as I think of them.
Theme: The world is awful. Don't tell me to be kind.
From the moment I started reading, I vowed in my heart that I would become an empathetic reader. Because the author stopped updating, I suddenly realized that for some authors you have to force them, so I followed up for the second time. I know I have to do this But that damn author started to stop updating the article the day after it was published. It's not enough to stop updating for one day, and it won't be updated the next day. The ones she always used Should I believe it? Of course not! I told her that if she wanted me to stay, she had to update immediately So she updated it by 300 words "She stopped updating" "She procrastinates" "She came up with countless excuses for being lazy!" She is hopelessly naive, so she must pay the price I secretly kidnapped her and let her live in that dark attic I could have given up the article, but I was too kind. "Little angel, you are so tolerant." I knew I had to do this. After all, that lazy author will do anything to delay it, so you lock them up and only allow them to code. There is an author in every channel "Procrastination is a habit!" "Lazy cancer!" "You can also coax people! It was she who made you become like this! Cut off their internet and let them log in! Now they will listen to you obediently. Maybe you think this is cruel, but some people would call this tough love! Let me ask you, is it wrong to want to make authors better? Oh, no, they are cute when they first start writing, but after they learn to stop writing... They will ruin everything! I never wanted to follow the author I only pursue the beauty of the article Endless interruptions and procrastination are killing me But one day I met a lovely author She reminded me of my enthusiasm when I first started reading articles, so I secretly saved her columns. But someone taught her bad things and made her learn to cheat So I "borrowed" her, locked her up, and hid her in a tower! There is no way, oh! I sacrificed my time to supervise her in order for her to become better. I know authors nowadays are lazy. But that's so disgusting that it would be easier and more fun to manipulate them A little collection, a little comment, and of course you have to subscribe to Chapter V to remind them that without you, their articles will be ignored and they can only blame themselves! You would do the same thing if you were cheated by the author I rule my bookshelf with a heavy hand, but I have bigger plans in mind But this author is blocking my way She's lazy and unbelievable and procrastinates beyond belief. She wants to schedule her own updates, she fantasizes all day long! I asked her to update 100,000 yuan a day and pick up all her favorite fishing activities. But a break broke the peaceful life Stop updating? I can only watch helplessly? Waiting for her to take away my updates? Absolutely impossible! She has decided her fate, she must be locked up in a small dark room! Do you know what she said about what she did? One hundred words a day, Kavin stays away from me Don't be fooled by their innocent smiles Let their dove dreams come to naught This is what we call love, the toughest love! ——Luffa is not as crisp as cucumber
I declare that from now on, the fanfics will be the original version of the spell, and the ones written by jjxx will not count.
Megumi: No, there are only two scumbags in the Fushiguro family: |
Daddy's zodiac sign teaches you how cute he is even when he's mentally ill
I like Ayuki very much, he's so cute (such a naughty kid is so funny) ps: Big, rice, fragrant, so hungry (rolling)
Real daddy, my strange xp enlightenment
In the anime, he is more wild and reckless, but in the manga, he actually has the same face as Megumi. How can he be a rough character? I can only say that there is a subjective element of horse-riding in the anime.
I've always thought Ma Pa's aesthetic is quite unique.
Hahahahaha, after Naohua went through the women's experience, he became a representative of the Feminist Association, and because he had a child, he could also go to the Children's Protection Association (ah, his maternal love has nowhere to go) Strange ideas have increased
Damn, my senior year of high school is over, what about yours?