I Am But a Scholar, Unversed in the Ways of the World...

The next novel, Writing Fanfiction in a Pretty Cannon Fodder's Stock-Picking Romance, is currently being updated. (Ruthless, ambitious white-lotus prime minister gong VS sweet-talking, scheming intersex emperor shou) In the third year of Tianyou, the last foolish emperor of the Great Liang dynasty died from the poison in his pills after indulging in a life of excess. Prime Minister Bai Qingyu turned the tide, overthrew the Great Liang, and took the throne, founding a great dynasty... Liang Xian realized he'd transmigrated into the perfect role: he had the script of an emperor. On the surface: ruling over a realm of beauty, with harmonious relations between ruler and ministers, all living in perfect accord! Behind the scenes: the prime minister held the real power, the court officials treated the emperor like a fool, and the countdown to the dynasty's fall was ticking. What a complete mess! Liang Xian: ...Better cling to the prime minister's coattails. I might still be able to save things! One day, he'd transmigrated right into a court session. A minister presented a "lewd object" and flattered him. "Your Majesty's birthday is coming soon. This is a rare treasure your humble servant found! Wear it to ward off evil and protect against all disease!" Liang Xian: "Does the prime minister know what this object is?" Prime Minister Bai Qingyu hid the mockery in his eyes, as pure and untarnished as an exquisite white lotus. "I do not. I am but a scholar, unversed in worldly affairs." Liang Xian: "..." I don't believe a word of it! This is a genuine antique sex toy, a dragon dildo, and a double-headed one at that! Liang Xian smiled. "Such a wonderful object. How could I keep it all to myself? I bestow it upon the prime minister." Prime Minister Bai Qingyu: ... Later, Liang Xian realized he shouldn't have acted on impulse and bestowed the double-headed dildo on the ruthless, ambitious white-lotus prime minister! Bai Qingyu: "How could I dare enjoy such a wonderful object alone? Your Majesty, do you cherish this double-headed Goucheng more, or do you cherish me?" Liang Xian: "...I cherish you about as much as a toothpick!" (Just making things up for fun. Please don't take it seriously.) (Main couple: Bai Qingyu x Liang Xian. No switching or splitting them up.) (There are side couples, all 1v1.) (Various side couples appear. There are no male-female or female-female couples in this novel!) Next historical novels: Is It Really So Strange for an Emperor to Have an Ex-Husband? and Like a Rebellious Son Other upcoming novels: Divorce, That's All [Entertainment Industry]; Your God Retracted a Blessing; Giant Pandas Get Teased for Eating Mandarin Duck Hot Pot by Other Pandas!; The Scary Way to Start an Otome Game; Be Happy Today, Too! [Quick Transmigration] Theme: Life calls for optimism and hard work