My Whole Family Transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty, and We’re Raising the First Emperor from Scratch

[★This novel is complete and undergoing revisions★ A parallel-world crossover with the series next door, "Grandpa, the Qin Dynasty Has Fallen" ] [New novel: "After the Crown Prince Dies, She Becomes Empress Dowager" is now underway. Welcome to my author page to check it out!] [★Coming soon: "A Madcap Daily Life for the Deposed Crown Prince in the Qing Dynasty"] [The barely-one-year-old First Emperor cub waves his two chubby little hands, his round face flushed with excitement: My maternal family are immortals! They absolutely are! If you don't believe me, just read on, you lot!] [Synopsis] Zhao Lan, a rural-life blogger, opens her eyes and discovers that she has arrived in an extremely backward dynasty. Just how backward is it? Everyone wears crotchless pants. There are no chairs, and people sit on their knees to talk. She can't read the writing or understand the language, and the university graduate has become an ancient-day "illiterate." There is no cotton, and the blankets are made of stitched-together sheepskin. There is no flour, and the wheat porridge scrapes your throat as you eat it. Forget frying or stir-frying. The only thing available is bean soup boiled in a clay pot. If she could still put up with all that, what finally sends Ms. Zhao over the edge is that there's no paper here! After using the toilet, you have to wipe yourself with a wooden slat! And after washing it, you have to use it again! Aaaah! As someone who grew up in an age of convenience, faced with a starting situation worthy of hell, Zhao Lan would love to bang her head against the wall and die, but unfortunately, she can't. She has only just arrived in this wretched place when she gives birth in bed. As soon as the baby is born, the kid's deadbeat father abandons the two of them and runs off! The miserable Ms. Zhao holds the bawling newborn, whose face is beautiful enough to rival the most glorious era, and feels like throwing her head back and wailing too! Just then, she sees her parents, her grandmother, and her maternal grandfather transmigrate here as well, bringing along the six-and-a-half-story supermarket their family built in the center of town. Before Zhao Lan can cry tears of joy, she sees her mother, a Chinese teacher for half her life, holding her beautiful son and exclaiming with excitement, delight, and admiration: "Sweetie, do you know who your runaway husband is?" "Gongzi Yiren!" (Ms. Zhao bares her teeth and sharpens her knife, looking murderous.) "Do you know who Gongzi Yiren is?" "A Qin royal grandson, right?" (Ms. Zhao looks confused.) "Sweetie, he's also Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng's father!" "Huh? What?! Qin, Qin Shi Huang's father?!" Ms. Zhao is completely blown away! The First Emperor's memoirs: [I've known since I was little that my maternal family was rather extraordinary.] [My maternal grandparents can casually take things from the celestial palace in the sky! Food, drinks, and all sorts of useful things. Looking at them, I can tell none of it seems to belong to this era...] [My great-grandfather was a famous doctor for miles around, able to revive the dead and restore flesh to bare bones (that's an exaggeration, Zheng'er!). He spends every day with a crowd of physicians chasing after him.] [My great-grandmother is a seamstress. As soon as she opens her mouth, she speaks the thickly accented Liaodong dialect of Yan. When I was little, my accent nearly got led astray by her, but Great-Grandmother is incredibly capable! She can weave cloth and sew clothes, and she can even grow sweet potatoes, potatoes, and wheat that yield a thousand jin per mu...] [Compared with these four elders, my mother seems rather lazy. She doesn't like weaving, cooking delicious food, or farming. She only likes tinkering with things I don't understand. Later, she made paper for me, invented printing, and created stirrups, saddles, horseshoes...] [...] [Ministers, tell me: could my family in this life be immortals reincarnated?] [The Qin ministers, who hear the First Emperor go on about his five amazing maternal relatives every day, answer in unison: Your Majesty, yes! That's exactly right!] After Yiren returns to Qin, he is constantly worried about his wife and child. Who would have thought he would hear that his father-in-law had gone to the Zhao royal palace in despair to talk about the Battle of Changping? That his mother-in-law is erudite and a gifted teacher? That his maternal grandfather's medical skills are the best among the Seven States? That his maternal grandmother is revered as a sage by the farmers? Huh?! His entire in-law family was blessed by an immortal and formed an immortal bond?! Yiren's pupils quake. He is utterly shocked!!! [It wasn't like this when I was in Zhao!] The long-lived King Zhaoxiang of Qin hears the rumors and sees the changes in Zhao, and he wants nothing more than to slap his grandson across the face. He roars, "Such great talents! My great talents! You've left all my great talents in Zhao!" Qin Chancellor Fan Ju and the God of War, Lord Wu'an Bai Qi, hastily reach out to stop him. "Great King, a father is honored through his son, and a husband through his wife. The young lord is an immortal's son-in-law. You can't hit him!" [Notes:] 1. This synopsis was posted on February 17, 2023, and updated on April 25, 2024. Screenshots have been saved for the record. 2. There are many characters, and this is a sprawling ensemble story with a very long timeline. 3. The heroine's family starts from a very low position. Early on, they develop in Zhao, make a name for themselves, and become coveted by the rulers of the various states. Many people will cherish the First Emperor in this story, and he will have a brand-new, happy life. 4. The heroine is a highly talented STEM student from a province known for its tough college entrance exams, but she is seriously unbalanced in her studies. At school, she learned history through rote memorization, and she doesn't read historical novels or watch historical dramas. After working for a few years, she has forgotten most of what she learned. Her knowledge of history is limited to what's in textbooks! She's terrible at history, not a history enthusiast! This is clearly stated in the synopsis. If you can't accept a heroine who's this bad at history, please go your separate ways and don't read! 5. The heroine's father will gradually become the State Preceptor of the Seven States and will train the First Emperor's future team in advance. He will have disciples and retainers throughout the various states, and when Yan Dan is a hostage in Zhao in the early years, he will also become one of the heroine's father's disciples. Don't read if this bothers you. 6. The protagonists are the heroine's whole family. 7. The supporting male lead is Ying Zichu. The true male lead is the heroine's father, Zheng. 8. During serialization, I will gradually go back and fix mistakes in earlier chapters. …[Two Qing Dynasty transmigration stories about raising children on my author page]… "Qing Yan": A childcare specialist with earth-type powers from the apocalypse is born into the Qing Dynasty as the legitimate daughter of Suo Etu, enters Kangxi's harem, and raises the young Crown Prince and the Fourth Prince. She gives birth to Yinxiang and Yinzhen. Style: a long, heartwarming story about everyday child-rearing. "Transmigrating with Kangxi and the Nine Dragons": A modern high school student is born into the Qing Dynasty as Kangxi's legitimate eldest grandson and the legitimate eldest son of Crown Prince Yinreng. With the help of a random-transmigration System, he takes Kangxi, the Nine Dragons, and Qianlong on seven journeys through time and space. Style: a lighthearted, silly, hilarious comedy full of fun. The two Qing Dynasty stories take place in parallel worlds, and their characters cross over. If you're interested, come on over and read them!!! …[Upcoming Ming Dynasty transmigration stories on my author page]… 1. "Transmigrated as Zhu Yuanzhang's Beloved Elder Sister": Mainly about how Old Zhu ascends the throne, with heartwarming scenes in which the heroine, as their aunt, raises the young Zhu Biao and young Zhu Di! 2. "Has the Ming Crown Prince's Legitimate Eldest Grandson Lived a Long Life Today?": Mainly about Old Zhu and his legitimate eldest grandson, Zhu Xiongying, after Old Zhu ascends the throne. The two books will also have crossovers. If you're interested, hurry and add them to your favorites! Theme: Modern knowledge helps ancient Huaxia soar