Cats Are the Real Metaphysics Big Shots

[Next book: Five Ex-Husbands Beg Me to Take Them Back. Please add it to your favorites. Blurb at the end.] Blurb: Lin Xingyao found a black cat and discovered she could understand what it said. At first, Lin Xingyao thought the cat was just rambling nonsense every day. She never expected the black cat to be a metaphysics expert, skilled in feng shui, fortune-telling, and ghost-catching. Cat: "Tell Miss Wang her forehead is dark and she's in danger of a bloody disaster. She shouldn't leave the house today." Cat: "Tell Mr. Li I can deal with the ghosts haunting his house, but it'll cost extra dried fish." Cat: "Xingxing, hurry and tell them to call 120. He's about to die... No, first press this acupoint." At first, Lin Xingyao only wanted to earn a few extra dried fish for the kitty. Instead, her business kept growing. Everyone thought Lin Xingyao was a metaphysics prodigy. At just fourteen, she had easily solved countless problems that had stumped even the most accomplished masters. Popular stars and business tycoons all fought tooth and nail to get Lin Xingyao to tell their fortunes. Even the country's most renowned Xuanqing Temple invited Lin Xingyao to lecture and made her an honorary elder. Lin Xingyao's scalp tingled. How could she explain that she was just an ordinary high school student, and the real metaphysics expert was the black cat she kept? Coming soon: Five Ex-Husbands Beg Me to Take Them Back Blurb: Luo Shuning was an outstanding employee at the Transmigration Bureau, playing cannon fodder, vicious supporting female characters, and devoted fangirls in all kinds of worlds... The Transmigration Bureau promised that if Luo Shuning completed five S+ level missions, she could retire early. The five S+ missions were: 1. Be the campus romance male lead's devoted fangirl. 2. Be the entertainment-industry male lead's stand-in. 3. Be the domineering CEO male lead's canary. 4. Be a cultivation master's medicine human. 5. Be sent as a hostage to the enemy nation's crown prince... After completing each mission, Luo Shuning would fake her death and leave. Those jerks didn't deserve another second of her time. But when she arrived in a world where she could retire with billions in bonus money, happily heading off to college, she ran into the male lead of the campus romance. He tapped the desk and asked, "Shuning, can I sit here?" [System: Sorry, Host. The five S+ worlds have collapsed and are merging with your retirement world. Your husbands are searching for you everywhere.] Luo Shuning: ??? Theme: Face the future bravely