My Cute Pet Farm Went Viral After I Left Showbiz

[My new novel, My Cat Has Special Abilities, is now out and updates daily. Please add it to your collection!] After Lin Chuxia is blacklisted by the entire internet, she's left with thirty million yuan in debt and nowhere to turn. Just then, someone knocks on her window. An owl outside tilts its head, a letter clutched in its beak. [Will you adopt me? In return, I'll give you a run-down little farm.] Well, now. Do pets looking for a home come with their own food these days? Later, Lin Chuxia discovers that this owl doesn't just bring its own food. It seems to cover all her living expenses, too. * The crew of a pastoral variety show asks to rent her land. Lin Chuxia: They pay her to do their work for them? What a deal! But the truth is The Best Actor spends five hours a day teaching a parrot to talk. That dumb parrot still only knows how to say "Hello." The top-tier star would rather eat plain steamed buns than do his assigned tasks. Instead, he cleans and brushes a ragdoll cat every day. One day, the star excitedly posts on Weibo: The cat looked at me! Then, one day, a camera accidentally captures a scene. The parrot the Best Actor adores showers Lin Chuxia with praise in every possible way: "Master, Master, you're even more beautiful today!" "Master, it's going to rain this afternoon. Remember to bring an umbrella!" The top-tier star's dream cat paws at her leg, refusing to let her leave. Fans: Are pets always this two-faced? After that A popular top-tier star slaps a stack of scripts down in front of her. "Pick whichever one you like. Could you let that ragdoll rub against me?" A three-time Gold Award-winning Best Actor pulls her aside. "Chuxia, I've got a role for you. It's a big production, and the character is really likable… Could you let that parrot talk with me for a while?" Lin Chuxia says she has no interest in acting. As long as they help her farm, they can pet the fluffy animals all they want. Fans: Please, Lin Chuxia, come back to the entertainment industry! Don't be so ungrateful, or I'll really have to get down on my knees and beg you! Former haters: We've already cleared Lin Chuxia's name and sued the unscrupulous company and the rumor-mongering marketing accounts. So when is Sis coming back to the entertainment industry? My Cat Has Special Abilities Blurb: Su Qianqian has two secrets. 1. She can understand cats. 2. Her orange cat has special abilities. At her new school, Su Qianqian doesn't do well on her midterm exams. She makes a wish to the chubby orange cat: I want to rank in the top ten on my next exam. That night, a foreign gentleman wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a little hat appears in her dream. The silver-shaded cat wears a stern expression on its fluffy, chubby face. It sees her test scores and furrows its brow. Then it speaks in broken Chinese: "Hello, I'm your new foreign-language teacher." "I'll get in touch with teachers for your other subjects, too." "Hmm? Your reading-comprehension score is this low on an essay by Mr. Qian Zhongshu? All right, I'll contact Mr. Qian's cat to tutor you." From then on, the cats of famous historical figures become Su Qianqian's teachers every night. * Su Qianqian discovers that after her cat teachers start tutoring her, she seems to have become one of those people cats naturally love. The neighbor's ragdoll cat finds a way to jump onto her windowsill every day. Her deskmate's golden-shaded cat gets "lost" several times, only to be found in her yard. The aloof Persian cat her stepmother owns sneaks over to sleep beside her every night. Ever since more cats started showing up, she hears the orange cat muttering to itself every night: "Qianqian's father actually listened to her stepsister's lies and scolded her. I'll turn into his ancestor and teach him a lesson in his dreams!" "That chubby boy is so annoying. He keeps making fun of Qianqian for being short. I'll turn him into a tiny person in his dreams!" "Someone in Qianqian's class is excluding her! From now on, everyone should stop eating those mean classmates' sausages!" There are lots more story ideas in my author profile. Please add it to your collection! Theme: May everyone be treated gently by life.