I Never Expected You to Be Such a Jerk

After thinking about it again and again, I still can't help it, why can Muhan be reincarnated as a rich man? Why do we, Yuzuru, still have to work part-time? Damn it, can't you arrange for Yuzuru to win the lottery!

Although I and Brother Yi were an important bond during those years, it is undeniable that Brother Yi always chooses loyalty between loyalty and righteousness, and what the heroine wants is preference and affirmation, so I think Brother Yi's ending is regrettable but destined.

Wuwuwu, is it gone? Is this about to end? I'm going to make a fuss, I'm really going to make a fuss! (Walling) (Twisted) (Dark) (Crawling) (Despair) (Giving Up) (Crazy Screaming) (Trying to Produce Food on My Own) I really like this article that I wrote so much that I quickly improvised a scene where Yuzuru and Enichi met by chance in modern times. I'm too lazy to write the ending, so I buried it in a hole. I'll talk about it when I have time. In fact, the content of the dream at the end was that Yuzuru accidentally entered the dream of one brother and played various games with him by accident. This dream has one brother's past life memory and one brother's present memory, so it is extremely confusing. The scene may change at any time just by walking, hehehe (making a lewd laugh). As for after waking up from the dream... I said it was a dream. Of course, Yuzuru would not take it seriously. At most, he thought that he had not played with ladies for a long time, and had been with his own dishes and various fruits, and he was a little nostalgic for the past. As for Ichigo, he probably blushed and scolded him in his heart, but then remembered that he no longer had anything to do with Yuzuru. So Brother Yi remained calm and silent all day long, trying to scare the driver and other servants around Wu Kuan to death, hhhhh. [The following is the main text, the completion of the Sahua fanfic, the OOC belongs to me, the writing is average, the best Yuzuru belongs to herself and all of us (happy)] You bump into Enichi Tsukuni on the street. He is wearing an ancient Japanese samurai-style kimono. The pattern and style are somewhat similar to the bright red feather fabric and yellow undergarment he often wore when carrying you on his back during the Warring States Period. You were in a trance for a moment, as if you had gone back to that time when you and the delicious widower were frantically looking for opportunities to post. Until you saw the woman next to him, no, I should say girl. After all, the smile on the other person's face is so bright, and his face is gentle and sweet. He pulls Ji Guoyuan to say something lively, and he doesn't look mature at all like a wife. She seems to be Stepkuni Enichi's wife. Only then did you notice that there was a young child riding on Enichi Jiguo's shoulders. He looked very similar to him, but his appearance was more similar to that of his mother. The toddler giggled and tugged at the short black and red hair of the person beneath him. Ji Guoyuan grabbed his little hand helplessly and told him not to mess around. The toddler was unhappy. He rolled his smart eyes, kissed his father's hair, and chuckled again. You recalled that you were most shameless in hundreds of crazy posts with Jiguo Enichi. You only succeeded in posting a few times when you were looking for opportunities for him to relax. You were treated completely differently from a woman who was suspected of being the reincarnation of his wife. If the other party wants to, according to Ji Guoyuan's gentle and tolerant temperament, he can even post it every day and eat such delicious dishes at any time. You feel sour in your heart for a moment, and for a moment you feel jealous and want to cling to the ground in the dark and squirm like maggots, leaving a long scar, and then twist, roll, and scream crazily. You even want to take Muhan, who has been reincarnated as a human but is still so disdainful, to chew him from his ankles to his neck, pull his hair, gouge out his eyes, and drag him to Enichi Jiguo, so that he can recall the past when he was cut into 1,800 pieces and completely resemble Enichi Jiguoku, and treat him like a dog obediently, instead of being a hateful rich man who exploits his subordinates and people. You quickly realize that you are no longer a ghost, but a fragile human being who will bleed when injured and die when beheaded. You can no longer go crazy anytime and anywhere. What's more, with Platycodon waiting for you at home every day, you no longer need to go crazy to relieve your mood. When you came to your senses, you found that Ji Guoyuan and his family had arrived in front of you. The woman asks you if you need help in a gentle voice. If not, if you have any sad things, you can find a izakaya and sit down and tell her. You touched your face, and it was wet, as if you had been caught in the rain. Only then did you realize that you had burst into tears at some point. You look at the worry on the woman's gentle face, and Enichi Tsukuni looks at you worriedly, with worry and concern for the strange girl you met by chance, crying alone on the roadside. Even the toddler riding on his neck looked at you curiously with his big eyes open, and suddenly said: "Sister, don't cry." You suddenly felt relieved. You took out the tissue you brought with you and wiped your face. You smiled and said to the warm and happy family in front of you: "I'm fine, I just remembered an old friend." Ji Guoyuan hesitated and wanted to speak to comfort you, but he did not understand the situation and did not dare to speak easily for fear of saying something wrong and making you cry again. On the contrary, the woman next to him was a little curious and asked: "It may be rude to ask this, but your old friend must have had very good memories with you, otherwise you wouldn't be sad alone on the roadside. So, where is your old friend now?" "He is living a good and happy life, so happy that I am even a little jealous, but we may not meet again, so I feel sad." You knew that the woman was out of good intentions and didn't mind her problem. Her tear-washed, clear and translucent black jade-like eyes revealed a sparkling look, as if she was very happy. Jiguo's family was relieved to see you smiling again and no longer sad, and chatted with you for a few more words. It wasn't until you declined their invitation to go to the temple fair together that they told you to go home early, and then turned and left. You find that the toddler riding on Ji Guoyuan's shoulder looks back at you, seeming a little reluctant to leave. Maybe it's because you saw how cute he was just now, so you casually took out a handful of Jinping candies and gave them to him. You smiled and waved to him to say goodbye, and he excitedly waved his little arms to say goodbye to you. You wandered the street alone for a while, returned to the home you shared with Kikyo, leaned on her knees, and told her what happened today. Kikyo's warm hands stroked your hair, and you often felt that as long as you could stay by her side, see her and hear her speak, even if you did nothing, you would be extremely at ease. After Guoyuan forgot all the past events and lived a happy life, Brother Yi seemed to have no impression of him. Even after redeeming his sins in hell and being reincarnated as a human being, he was still loyal to Wuhan and indulged in playing king and minister with Wuhan. You think this is fine and there is no need to change anything. Let the past only exist in your memories. Good and bad were all hundreds of years ago. There is no need for people today to worry about them. While you were talking, you started playing tricks with Kikyo again, relying on her love for you to act coquettishly, and unexpectedly received a very light slap on the forehead from her. You suddenly covered your forehead and cried out in pain, hugged her waist and refused to get up. You said that you would definitely eat her for the rest of your life, and even the next life, and the next life, and the next life, and forever. The moment before you fell asleep on Kikyo's lap, you suddenly remembered that you were not going to a temple fair. You have visited temple fairs hundreds of years ago countless times, and you are tired of them. Today you are going out to buy the spices you are missing at home. However, let's talk about this kind of thing tomorrow. Anyway, Kikyo won't blame you and will only sigh gently. Thinking like this, you fell asleep again, surrounded by the warm fragrance of Platycodon, but had a strange and erotic dream.

Wuhan, you are a grown man and you are still so petty, bullying us, Yuzuru.

The bond that was once so strong is just passing by in this life... Woohoo, I want a sequel

The aftermath of watching this is that I saw someone on the Internet scolding Platycodon for being unbearable and Hong Wen.

I'm a little unwilling. I have such a deep bond in my past life. I have done everything I should and shouldn't do. When I return to the present world, we only meet by chance and we are at peace. Wuwuwuwu

I'm so unwilling to see the ending between Yuzuru and Ichigo. It's rare to see such a satisfactory way of getting along, and I burst into tears.

This Black Death Mou is so delicious. If you don't follow the serialization, you have to read it several times before you can taste it. I love it so much. It's this kind of way where Yuzuru follows his own path and Heishimou follows his own ideas. Feelings are the spice of life, Yuzuru's weapons or conditions that can be exploited. They have a certain status in Hei Shimo's heart, but his goal is always the first and not to be shaken by feelings. I found that I may be a very old-school person, but I am actually a teacher-student/father-daughter, mother-son, etc. Play. Because it is a dimensionality-reducing attack from the high position to the low position, it is difficult not to think about Fang Siqi and Lolita. The ideological inequality will destroy the low position, and it will always make me irritable. But I don't know why, and Heishimou, I have read so many black otome fanfics, including some teachers and students, but I don't know if it is because I am mentally prepared, or because I am attracted to Heishimou, or because Heishimou is too decent. What is that kind of love? He doesn't care, he only cares about his own way. There are no women on this way, and he doesn't bother to coax and seduce women to achieve his goals. He just has the kind of person who, if he sees you in his eyes, can't help but want to teach you and make you follow the "right path". Indulging in love will lead to evil ways. When you choose a path, you should not consider your emotional partner at all. You only need to think about whether it is what you want, whether it is beneficial to you, and whether it is best for you. If you judge what is best for you, then the person who blocks you will be your enemy, even your partner or lover. That's what he did, and that's what he taught. It tastes so good. It really suits my taste. I also like Yuzuru. I like you, but it has nothing to do with you. It's the kind of thing where I want you to stay for me and put me in your eyes and heart, but I also want you to move forward courageously and according to your own goals and ideas. If the principles really changed for me, I would be disappointed. You are OOC and suddenly don't like it, well, it's called Xiatou for short. Hei Shimou is really interesting. The energy to go all the way to the dark side is so delicious! Staying up all night today actually made me excited. The more I taste the Heisimou, the more delicious it becomes. He is simply the holy body of an otome male protagonist. Except that he may not love you, he is fine in every way. I agree with this view that a good, excellent, complete person also likes you. Hei Shimo is simply an evasive type of heavenly vegetable. There is no time to avoid him. He keeps chasing him. How can he get tired of it? The moon in the sky cannot be picked, so he cannot get tired of it. I don't know what other people are like. I am the kind of person who doesn't necessarily cherish what I get, or even get tired of it quickly, but it's hard not to miss something I've been chasing. And Hei Shimo is very difficult to catch up with when you chase him. You don't have to worry about the frustration and boredom caused by chasing his footsteps for too long. He will unconsciously give some sweetness. For example, he can praise you for your persistence in chasing him. With his thoughts and strength, he is not stingy in praising and encouraging those who have goals and work hard. He is harsh and ruthless to himself, but tolerant and encouraging to others. How could such a person not like him? And you still can't get it. Even if you get it, you still need to work hard to be stronger than him or as strong as him. At least you can't fall further behind. Otherwise, it is very likely that he will no longer see you as a person. If you can't walk with him, you will be left behind by him, so you must keep moving forward. It's a shortcoming that I get bored easily, but my determination to win makes up for this very well. It's okay to keep chasing if you don't get it, but you will have it if you get it. I can't let you go, but I can't be left behind. Hiss, I'm still afraid of Hei Shimo showing disappointment and saying disappointed words. Sure enough, I still like to be appreciated. I don't want to see in the eyes of the person I like, a kind of feeling like, you are rotten, or this is not going to work, or something like that. Heishimou really gets better and better the more I talk about it. I don't know what it is written in such a mess. I feel that what touches me more about this book is about the attitude towards the people I like and the attitude towards myself. This book really implements the most important goal of otome novels, to love yourself. And Hei Death Mou fits so well. I suddenly remembered that I forgot which chapter mentioned the husband and wife of Hei Death Mou and Yuanyi. I felt in a trance at that time. I thought that the two words "husband" and "wife" could be used for Hei Death Mou. But I felt that both of them were not suitable for him. After thinking about it for half a minute, I realized that one of them was talking about Hei Shimo and the other was about Yuanyi. I even spent 10 seconds thinking about it, was Hei Shimo a husband or a wife? I was in a daze, and then I thought about it in my head. I think the most popular one is probably the black stocking cat. After all, Yuan Yi is not a wife at all in the popular sense, while the black dead cat Mou is very motherly. It's hard to imagine that I actually used the elimination method at that moment. I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm very excited today. Now my mind is filled with thoughts of death, so I have to calm down.

Oops, I'm a little regretful, but this regret is only for me, not for my sister. It's really great.