A Short-Tempered Special Grade, Insulting People Online

Click on the author's profile to check out and save my next story, After I Used and Abandoned Douma. No one is tormenting Douma, so I'll take the opportunity myself. Any out-of-character behavior is on me. Someone said to me, "Disappear, Shikon Jewel, forever." I smiled slightly. "Dis-a-pear? Get lost!" Someone else grabbed my pant leg and demanded, his voice hoarse with desperation, "What are you, anyway?" I smiled and answered sweetly, "I'm your..." The shrine maiden looked helpless and advised me, "Good children shouldn't swear." Me: "Okey-dokey!" Even though I'm irritable, vengeful, and quick to anger, I know I'm a good kid. Today, as the good kid I am, I saw him for the first time and instantly went boki. I mean, fell in love at first sight! Katsuragi is so wonderful~ He didn't just save me, he even smiled at me! Hehe, naughty~ He must have already picked out names for our children. After I cultivated my mind and character, I learned how to beat people up all by myself. Fists landed with a thud, and every slash drew blood. I even learned from a good friend how to stuff annoying people whole into a storage locker. Rika: "See? Just like this." Me: "Clap, clap, clap! Amazing! I totally got it!" Later on, After stuffing several chatty nuisances into the mailbox by the entrance, I heard applause behind me. I turned around and saw... Whoa! A young man with mismatched eyes, as sly as a cat. I'm in love! "Kikyo, Kikyo, he's so handsome! The moment I saw him, my heart started pounding. I must have fallen in love at first sight! Kikyo, he's the one for me! I want to have his babies!" The shrine maiden: "..." No, you've fallen in love at first sight a few too many times. Warning: Fans of the heroine from Inuyasha, please take note and steer clear. That way, everyone's happy. There are countless authors on Jinjiang, and even more fanfics. There's really no need to fixate on mine. Here's a plug for my new story, I Didn't Expect You to Be This Kind of Demon. The blurb goes like this: So, here's the thing. You became a demon. Other people become demons to get stronger, or to become even stronger, but you're different. You're a pervert. You lived to get close to your fictional crushes. Now that you've become a demon, you're just a horny demon with a raging hard-on. Muzan: "What's the use of you?" You thought it over. "I can cuddle with you." Muzan's gaze turned dangerous. His eyes on you were cold and sinister, like he was staring at some useless piece of trash. [Are you impotent? You couldn't get it up when you were human, and now that you're the Demon King, you still can't?] You were deeply puzzled. Before you could say a word, just thinking it over in your head was enough for Muzan to fly into a rage and crush your head. You died. But not completely. You rubbed your head. Your beautiful face had recovered completely, but the pain still lingered. You cursed silently. Terrifying! Impotent men are terrifying! I need to cuddle with an Upper Rank demon to feel better. So... You promptly rolled out of the mansion where Muzan was hiding and went looking for the Twelve Kizuki. At the time, Nakime didn't exist yet, and the Twelve Kizuki hadn't fully formed, but the position of the highest-ranked moon had never changed. The six-eyed beauty. My number one. Ehehehehe... Unlike the Demon King, who would crush your head at the slightest provocation, Number One was super sweet. No matter how much you cuddled up to him, he never crushed your head. The guy from the Paradise Faith was pretty nice, too. You cuddled with him. He was into all sorts of things with you. Too bad he changed after meeting Number Three and becoming Number Two. The whole demon turned into a smug little pest, getting his kicks out of provoking Number Three. Even you, quietly watching the show, got on Number Three's nerves. Akaza: "You're so useless. Why does Lord Muzan keep you around?" You stopped eating your snacks. After thinking hard for a while, you answered uncertainly, "Maybe... because I'm good-looking?" "Pfft!" The former Number Six, now Number Two, burst out laughing without the slightest courtesy. When you shot him a murderous look, he struggled to stifle his laughter and apologized without a hint of sincerity. "Oh, sorry, sorry. I didn't mean that you're ugly." That awful Number Six is the worst! Fortunately, the new Number Six he brought along was gorgeous. Hehe. A pretty girl. Cuddles! You cuddled with so many people. From the Demon King and his curse to swordsmen and shrine maidens, there wasn't anyone you hadn't cuddled with. As the decisive battle approached, the Hashira asked if you had any last wishes. You thought hard. "Looking back on my life, I've devoted all my time and energy to the grandest cause in the world: fighting for cuddles. If I have any regrets, it's probably that... I want to keep cuddling!" This story will be available for purchase on June 24. Thank you, dear readers, for your support~ Theme: Turn over a new leaf and embrace the future