Better to laugh than to cry. That was a truth Christian believed without a doubt.
Now he was on vacation, and happened to meet a lovely lord. A Scottish lord, no less, dressed in a kilt as formal wear.
He'd never seen one before. Anyway, let him try to ensnare the man first.
In the end, he was just another ordinary lover, like every lover before and after him: empty promises, flattery, a breakup fee in cold hard cash and insincere apologies, then a quick escape. Make no mistake, love was just another commodity with a clearly marked price.
He'd thought he had ensnared a catty lord who was reserved but sharp-tongued. Then one day, the catty lord said, "I like men who dare to be audacious. It's time you got up and fought your fate."
Told from the top's first-person perspective, with supernatural abilities. A story about revenge, hatred, and the pursuit of love.
HE. An unconventional dog-and-cat pairing: an insecure, fragile, beautiful French mutt and a Scottish kitty who seems dignified and elegant on the outside, but is uninhibited and wild within. The top is a chaotic pansexual who cares about looks, not gender (he's totally fine with being the bottom, but has never done it). The bottom is bisexual but only dates men, and bottoms purely out of personal preference.
Not a virginal pairing (neither is a virgin, and neither is new to relationships).
Please note that the bottom is far stronger than the top both mentally and physically.
A chaotic mess of a story with plenty of potential triggers. Minors and those with strict moral standards, please stay away. This is only suitable for readers who can accept anything and have nerves of steel.
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Also known as (in an unhinged vein):
Classic novel version: "Lord Montgomery's Lover" (D. H. Lawrence ver.)
Fairy-tale version: "Little Kitty, You Can Wear a Kilt"
TV series/movie version: "The Flirtatious Lyonnais" (Le Plaisant Lyonnais)
English danmei version: "I Am Your One-Sided Prisoner"
Japanese light novel version: "No Strikes Allowed: I'll Reach My Career Ending with My Cat-Type Boyfriend, a JK Who Dropped from the Sky!" (Charles: If I kill you, that won't be a JK skirt.)
Chinese web-novel titles:
"The Lazy Beauty Top Wants to Lie Flat and Pretend to Be an Omega" (lazy fish x baguette, yes!)
Comedy flop: "Not a Baguette, a Frenchman!"
Anti-scam film: "But He Called Me Baby!"
Rural literature: "Sha Li'an, a Young Man from Sichuan-Chongqing, and Meng Aosi, a Landlord from Northern Shaanxi"
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A little trivia:
Mac and Mc are common prefixes in Celtic clan surnames, meaning "son of XX."
The cat's surname is actually MacMontgomerie.
(His original name was Oscar Stuart O'Frethay Douglas Dickens. After changing it, he became Scott Charles Oscar Alistair MacMontgomerie. That's what his documents say, too, but people don't call him "MacMontgomerie" for convenience, and he can't be bothered to correct them.
(Anyway, either name is a mouthful. His name is really long.)
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2023.8.18
I got a new idea, so I've decided to add an extra chapter!
2023.12.25
Anyway, wishing my French-Scottish couple a merry Christmas in every PARO!
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A note: A Scottish outlaw getting drunk and driving dangerously is not cool. The French baguette dog has already condemned this behavior in the story, so please don't imitate it.
The characters are an ENFP French dog and an ENTP Scottish cat.
Theme: If God won't come to save you, then I'll save you, okay?
I'm not a germophobe, but the more chaotic my CP used to be, the more chaotic it seems now that I've met the right person, hahaha. I didn't see any superpowers in this article at first, but after reading it, I felt pretty good. I hope it can expand on more plain (?) Stories with superpower backgrounds. After all, I'm so tired after reading too many articles about superpowers saving the world (tears). Go Go serializes the past stories of British cats (Spreading Flowers). Finally, please don't write be~
Stupid Europeans! We already use WeChat! Who is a good person to send text messages to?
Chris is very cute, and he feels like he can't do anything OOC. Charles is really charming when he acts like a gentleman. The part where Chris is curled up in his arms is too cute. Could this be a girl's attack?
It was so miserable. It was an experience that was obviously full of dangers, but he said it in a very relaxed and cheerful tone. He was also really ruthless. With this hard work, he would succeed in whatever he did. [Tickling]
Why is this 😭 😭 😭 I keep crying
Christian is so good at acting coquettishly, but Charles can't tell it on the outside, but he really likes it in his heart too 😍
Whether you can tie a pillar or not depends on your ability. It's only a matter of time that your adoptive father's character changes. I can only say 🍉
I had such a miserable time when I was a child, alas [changed]
It looks quite harmonious x
The spirit of contract is worthy of appreciationx