
Sitting Around Talking About Fishing
闲坐说钓鱼
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 15k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 15y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
57Chapters
119Favorites
8.0Score
1.4kClicks per chapter
447Comments
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Bastard, people obviously saw it as a joke, but why did their eyes get wet at the end! !
15804/57=277, 277 Words per chapter==
Tsk tsk, pull out the embarrassing face and hit PP!
Reporter---remember it!
Sprinkle flowers~~So cute~~
It's a very simple article, but it's so sad that it makes my heart hurt...
Yes, yes, you suck, but what's with my moist eyes? Could it be that if I eat too much salt, I will have diarrhea? ?
…I was confused at the time, but now it seems like it's really a mess. But everyone is at work, so how can I have time to write? TAT
How have you been lately? I suddenly remembered this place today.
I'm here to post the ending. Fish Essence: Hello. Xiaobai: Huh? Fish Essence: Do you know that sometimes your cooking tastes terrible? Xiaobai: Really? Yu Jing: Really, especially when we first met! Xiaobai: But you eat them all every time... Yu Jing: It's because I finally got to know humans. What if I tell the truth from the beginning and you don't come to me again because you're BLX? Xiaobai: Now you are finally not afraid that I will not look for you again? Yu Jing: Yes, I'm not afraid anymore… Xiaobai: I have been your chef for so long without realizing it... Fish Spirit: She must be the cook! Xiaobai: Oh, don't argue with a dying old man... Yu Jing: ... You are not old at all Xiaobai: Wang Lifa has been guarding the teahouse all his life, and I have been guarding the fish tank my whole life. No matter how useless I am... Yu Jing: Nonsense, you are obviously fighting on the front line in the kitchen! Xiaobai: Pfft... That's right, you always tell the truth. Fish Spirit: Yes, I can always beat you! Xiaobai: I'm relieved that I've always been so sharp-tongued and won't be bullied. There's just one thing, you know, don't eat randomly when I'm not around... Yu Jing: ... Actually, it really won't be long, right? You have also gone abroad to study for a Ph. D. Before... Xiaobai: This time is different, it may take a long time. Fish Spirit: Hey, don't underestimate me! Xiaobai: I'm not looking down on you. Don't be awkward. I'll tell you a secret. Turn around and face me. Be good... Every year on my birthday you ask me what I wish for, but I can tell you now: on my twentieth birthday, I wish you to be less greedy, so that I can save some money; on my thirtieth birthday, I wish you to eat less, so that I can find a suitable partner. I brought you home in a suitable fish tank; on my fortieth birthday, I went on a business trip and had a whole day of meetings, and secretly made a wish in my heart that I hope you miss me too; on my fiftieth birthday, I prayed that I could spend every birthday with you in the future; on my sixtieth birthday, I hoped that one day I could hold hands with you. Now it seems that everything has been realized, life is really complete... Yu Jing: How about seventy years old? What is your wish when you are seventy? Xiaobai: My seventieth birthday wish is that you take care of yourself when I'm not around, so that I can recognize you when we meet again. Fish Spirit: Hmm... Xiaobai: Just saying "hmm" is not enough... Yu Jing: I agreed, but you asked for too much! Xiaobai: What else? Fish Spirit: ... Happy birthday Xiaobai: I said this while crying, but there is no sincerity at all... Fish Essence: Who said that the dinner I cried was salty and now I can't remove the salt? ! Xiaobai: You are not Xiaobai... Fish Spirit: You care about me! Xiaobai: I don't care about you, but who cares about you... I don't care about you, who do I care about? Fish Spirit: As a birthday present, I will also tell you a secret? Xiaobai: Okay... Yu Jing: Hmm... Actually, although I often call you a scumbag and scold you for being stupid, overall you are still very stupid and have innovative ideas... Xiaobai: What then? Yu Jing: As for me, I like people who have new ideas the most... Xiaobai: Ah, this is no secret... Yu Jing: It's rare to be smart a few times in your life, but you use it all to complain about me, right? Xiaobai: No... Fish Spirit: Why not? Xiaobai: The first time I was smart, I used it in my decision to go fishing in Changbai Mountain... Fish Spirit: Hello... Xiaobai: It seems that I finally caught something today. I'm so happy. The End