[The blurb for my ongoing novel, The Billionaire System Starts with Cashback, is below.]
Yan Mo wakes up one day to discover she's living inside a book. Her unlucky younger brother, who attracts both haters and fans, will act like a diva on a variety show, refuse to cooperate with filming, get bullied by haters until he quits the industry, and die of depression.
Yan Mo plants her hands on her hips: Helping my brother conquer variety shows? Easy peasy :)
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When the haters find out Yan Chu is bringing his sister on the experiential variety show Our Day, they say:
"Oh my god, BKing has a sister? Is she going to be even more of a show-off than him?"
"LOL, is Yan Chu that desperate for money? He dares to sign up for a show that tests your skills? Isn't he afraid of getting publicly humiliated?"
On the first day of filming, the haters get their keyboards and magnifying glasses ready, waiting intently to catch the siblings slipping and boycott them. But then...
On Supermarket Experience Day, his sister draws the fish-counter task of killing fish, and Yan Chu's face instantly turns black as the bottom of a pot.
The haters: "Oh, here we go. He's already sulking. He's crashed and burned earlier than I expected."
But...
His sister watches the fishmonger demonstrate once, immediately rolls up her sleeves, and gets to work. She kills sixty fish in an hour, and customers all praise her technique.
The seasoned fishmonger is dumbfounded. "You couldn't do it this well without four or five years of experience!"
Yan Mo smiles brightly. "I just learned from you, didn't I? A great teacher makes a great student."
The fishmonger, who spent three years mastering the craft, is devastated. The way you put it makes me look even more like an idiot, QAQ.
Hater: You see someone killing fish. I see a butcher with incredible dissection skills.
Netizen: So Yan Chu looked upset because he was scared of his sister's technique? Hahaha, that's kind of adorable.
Yan Chu: Help! Isn't my sister an artist? Her hands are terrifying! (shaking.jpg)
On the days that follow, with his sister leading the way, Yan Chu keeps drawing the worst tasks and collecting the most rewards. His sister's bandit-like ability to learn lets her carry him through it all.
But the brother who's supposed to coast to victory grows more and more frantic...
"What is my sister doing over there?"
"Shut up! You can't eat that!"
"Someone save me!"
Thanks to his unexpectedly adorable habit of constantly worrying himself sick over his sister, Yan Chu's BKing image completely falls apart. It shatters into pieces.
Netizens affectionately give him a new nickname: #NewlyMintedBigBroDad#
Even the haters can't help feeling sorry for him...
"Seriously, is Yan Chu's sister actually a little terror in disguise? She's got endless energy and can eat and sleep like a champ. Even a special forces soldier would be exhausted keeping up with her. Yan Chu has it rough."
"She eats enough for five people at one meal. Yan Chu makes millions a year and can barely afford to keep her fed. Isn't that wild?"
"LOL, who rides roller coasters for hours and drop towers for days? If the machines could talk, they'd be cursing her out by now. They've never seen such a lunatic rider."
"I recommend sending every kid who hates mealtimes to play with his sister. There's no picky eating or insomnia she can't cure :)"
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My next novel, The Billionaire System Starts with Cashback, is now open for follows!
Mo Ya is fretting over next month's rent with only 200 yuan left when she's bound to a cashback System.
[Starting today, you are the future billionaire that System 888 is going to raise!]
"Cashback when I spend money? A billionaire?" Mo Ya finds the whole thing hard to believe.
[You get double cashback. Spend 200, get 400 back. Spend 5,000, get 10,000 back, and so on, with no upper limit.]
[There is no daily spending limit. The more you spend, the more cashback you get.]
Mo Ya is stunned. So while everyone else's money dwindles as they spend, hers grows?
Why wait? Time to go on a shopping spree.
At first...
All the delicious food she's always denied herself: buy it!
The clothes, bags, and shoes she's always wanted: buy them!
The electronics she's envied other people for being able to buy whenever they want: buy them!
Villas, luxury cars, private jets, superyachts: buy, buy, buy!
She makes up for all the times she couldn't afford to buy her parents presents!
She buys them land and buildings so they can live carefree lives collecting rent!
For all food, drinks, and entertainment, she goes high-end. The motto is: the more you spend, the more you earn!
Later...
Biotechnology makes a major breakthrough, but urgently needs research funding.
Mo Ya: What research can't be supported with tens of billions? Send the money!
A company can't retain its talent and has no idea what to do.
Mo Ya: What kind of talent wouldn't stay for free housing, healthcare, education, and retirement benefits? Send the money!
Later still...
"Ms. Mo, as the first young entrepreneur to receive a national medal, what would you like to say about the direction of your life from here on?"
Mo Ya: "Oh, nothing much. The rest of my life without any worries is just a little boring, that's all."
Audience: Boss, goddess, I want a boring life like that too!
Theme: When brother and sister work together, they can cut through metal.
"Practice" is a big bug for the author~ Mistake
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! 2024.3.13
"His micron eyes" caught the author a big bug~
Hahahahahahaha, finally fell off the horse
Hahahahahahaha, finally fell off the horse
La la la la la, it feels like the finale is coming soon
Perfect! ! ! YA! ! !
"Exquisitely reached the location of Yan Xiao", which really caught the author's eye~
Good luck in the Year of the Dragon and Happy New Year!
I'm really looking forward to the next chapter. It's a slap in the face. The author will bring it up quickly. TT