[Genshin Impact] A Travel Journal of Silly Aether and Playful Lumine in Teyvat

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I'm never doing abstract humor again.

First, nobody gets my humor.

Second, some people really think I'm an idiot.

Waaah...

Just kidding, I'll do it again next time. (What?)

Lumine, Aether, and Paimon: Do whatever you want, but why drag us into it?!

On an ordinary afternoon, on an ordinary beach, Lumine listlessly poked at a crab and watched Aether still "struggling" with his fishing rod. She sighed silently.

"Bro." Lumine poked her brother in the waist, unable to resist, and asked, "What do we do now?"

"We just got here, we don't know the area, we don't speak the language, and we have nothing to eat. What are we supposed to do?"

"It's fine. Don't rush." Aether sat leisurely on a rock, holding a simple fishing rod made from a little tree branch. "Fishing takes patience. Just calm down, and the fish will bite."

Lumine looked at the fishing rod in Aether's hands, remembered the hook made from a twig and the bait made from leaves beneath the water, and silently turned away.

She might as well find something else to do.

Just as she was about to try her luck somewhere else, Aether's fishing rod suddenly jerked. He pulled it up, beaming, and a white figure burst out of the water, carried by its momentum straight onto the beach.

The drenched white figure lay face-down on the ground, its left hand stretched out in front. At some point, it had drawn a "1."

Lumine and Aether stared at it, speechless. While Aether was still trying to figure out how to save the person, Lumine suddenly asked:

"Um... can we eat this?"

Before you read:

1. This story assumes Lumine and Aether are traveling together. There is no Abyss or Khaenri'ah curse, just a genuine sibling trip.

2. There are no couples in the main story, only family and friendship, got it? There are no romantic hints between Lumine and Aether.

3. The plot has been heavily altered and is pretty lighthearted. There's no clear main storyline; I write whatever comes to mind.

4. As the title says, Lumine is a bit of a menace, while Aether is a dummy. If that's not your thing, feel free to drop the story~

P.S. This is an absurd comedy story, with memes, character-bashing, surprise crossovers, dark jokes, and more. Don't overthink it. If that's not for you, don't read. Enjoy~

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Blurb written February 3, 2023.

Theme: Family is priceless.