[A silly, sweet romantic comedy where both hide their identities, then both reveal the wrong ones]
Eastern fantasy evil god x Western fantasy evil god CP, 1v1 with mutual feelings in both directions. All sweetness, no angst!
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Everyone knows the three bigwigs in the three core departments of the Divine Management Bureau don't get along.
The Eastern evil god and the Western evil god are bitter rivals. They fight over territory one day and work assignments the next, always arguing over whether incidents like "a European vampire biting someone outside the Forbidden City" and "a werewolf whose true form is an Asian wolf causing trouble" belong to the Eastern or Western fantasy department.
The Supreme God is intent on cutting the incense offerings budget for the two evil gods' departments, which has earned him the united hostility of both.
But lately, things have been strange.
The Eastern evil god, who never attends holographic meetings, suddenly appears in human form. He wears a long, plain robe, his black hair falling over his slender shoulders.
Mist shrouds his features, making them hard to see. The crowd only hears him say lightly to the Supreme God:
"Last-place elimination? If that's your proposal, then I agree. Those little spirits in the Western fantasy department only take incense offerings and do no work. They really should be laid off."
The Western evil god, who has always appeared in a chaotic form, goes even further. He puts away his horns, fangs, and all his tentacles. His voice sounds much lower and steadier than usual.
"Cutting costs and improving efficiency? No problem, dar... I mean, esteemed Supreme God. That inefficient Eastern fantasy department really should be shut down."
The underlings from both departments are too shocked to speak.
Only after the meeting ends does one of them timidly ask, "Boss, did the Supreme God get ahold of something he can use against you?"
Eastern evil god: "If you discovered the Supreme God was your lover in the human world, you'd change your attitude too."
Western evil god: "?"
"Wasn't that my line?"
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Only after the truth comes out and everything is finally clear do the two evil gods sit face-to-face in their divine forms.
Jiang Yuan, the Eastern evil god, looks at his beloved rival and says in a quiet voice:
"So you said you loved me while planning to help the Supreme God cut our Eastern fantasy department?
So you told me I was the best while telling them I was the least efficient god?
So you...
So you really do have ten tentacles?"
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Jiang Yuan: seemingly delicate, alluring beauty bottom, an ancient Eastern fantasy fiendish god x Liang Chen: seemingly innocent, gloomy, devoted husband top, a Western fantasy eldritch evil god
Theme: Keep your eyes open!
