Meng Ze, the 178th Meng Po, was laid off.
A few months later, a sensational milk tea shop suddenly appeared in the human world.
A never-ending line of customers stretched outside the little shop.
An office worker in high heels: "This Meng Po Soup is incredible. It's the ultimate stress reliever!"
A teenager carrying a brand-new collectible figure: "It's magic! It really is magic!"
A college student with immaculate makeup: "The owner is so handsome! Maybe he'll debut one day. Then we'd have to buy tickets just to see him!"
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The one thing people complained about with the wildly popular Meng Po Soup milk tea shop was that it closed far too early.
Most shops wished they could stay open twenty-four hours a day, but the little Meng Po Soup shop kept regular nine-to-five hours and closed right on time.
Customers kept urging Meng Ze to extend the shop's hours, but he always responded with a smile and said nothing.
What those customers did not know was this:
Whenever the closed sign went up, some customers who never came during the day would sneak in through the back door.
A customer who had cultivated immortality for thousands of years and was overloaded with memories wanted to escape them and find peace.
Meng Ze: "Try this one! The Sea Salt Cheese Foam Meng Po Soup is perfect for your symptoms!"
A customer who had transmigrated wanted to forget deeply ingrained feudal customs.
Meng Ze: "Try our newest flavor, Snow-Capped Oolong Meng Po Soup. A medium will do. A large would be a bit too much!"
These strange customers, who should have belonged in myths, history books, or even online novels, came pouring in.
Meng Ze, full of ambition: "Everyone, don't rush! Don't push! There's enough for everyone. We've got plenty of Meng Po Soup!"
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Rumor had it that, besides the gorgeous owner, the wildly popular Meng Po Soup shop also had a celebrity investor behind the scenes.
There was also gossip that the two of them were more than just business partners.
The fans who adored Boss Meng's looks rejected the gossip outright. "There's no one in this world worthy of our Boss Meng!"
Until Meng Ze and Liang Mu appeared together at a top-level investment summit. The mysterious investor behind the scenes was impeccably dressed in a suit and had breathtaking looks.
Boss Meng's fans: "I have changed my tune. Is it too late to ship them now?"
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Later, a reporter interviewed the two of them, who had made a fortune.
"They say doing business together is never easy. How have you managed to avoid disagreements for so long?"
Meng Ze: "Because all the profits are mine, so there's nothing to disagree about."
Seeing the reporter's surprise and confusion, Liang Mu added, "That's right, all the profits are his, but he's mine."
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One-on-one, happy ending, sweet and satisfying
Career first, games second, boyfriend comes last. A cute, slightly scatterbrained Meng Po who is always imagining little scenarios*
A rumored playboy who is actually a devoted, pure-hearted, doting puppy of a top who happily plays along with his sweet-talking, capable partner
[Upcoming Story Blurb Below]
"The Strange God Says I Abandoned Him" Opens in October, Updates Daily. Add it to your favorites!
[Sharp-tongued, obsessive, extremely possessive fake god top x cool, prickly, incredibly strong real god bottom]
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A new member joined the Shanhai Alliance: Bai Chuan.
Bai Chuan was breathtakingly beautiful, and when he fought spiritual creatures, he made them wish they could end their own lives.
But lately, things had not been going well for him.
Because he had met two "lunatics."
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The first was named Qi Wang, a man Bai Chuan had rescued from a fire.
Qi Wang had plenty going for him: handsome features and an extraordinary air. It was a pity he had a mouth, because he spouted nonsense and was glib as could be.
They had known each other for only one day, and Qi Wang had already said countless ridiculous things.
At first, Bai Chuan tried to put up with it, until he heard, "That's right. Mr. Bai Chuan and I have been married."
Bai Chuan: "??? I've had enough!"
He felt like taking Qi Wang to the hospital to get his head checked.
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The second one was even worse.
A self-proclaimed god had abducted him to a bedchamber in front of everyone.
With red-rimmed eyes and a hoarse voice, the god began with, "Why did you abandon me?"
Bai Chuan looked down at himself, bound and completely unable to move, then looked up at the lofty god.
"..."
Are you sure someone like me could abandon someone like you?
As the human weapon Bai Chuan watched the god draw closer, he found himself completely unable to fight back. In his panic, a flash of inspiration struck. "G-God, is it possible that I'm already married?"
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Several days later, when Bai Chuan once again scolded Qi Wang for talking nonsense and making things up, Qi Wang suddenly leaned close to his ear and murmured, "But I clearly remember you already admitted it before."
Premise: Love and wealth both favor those who are prepared!
Promote the advance collection of the modern fantasy "Guide to Raising the Gods" Affectionately criticizes false gods and attacks *ignorant, naive and true gods Question: How to raise a god? Qi Wang: Thank you for the invitation. Capture him. Treat him well, but occasionally be a little bad. Kill your love rival, defeat the villain, and let him know that he has nowhere to go in this world and can only be supported by you. Qi Wang sat in the temple for three thousand years. The believers who come for pilgrimage all praise him as the most efficacious god in the world. Not only is it effective, but it also looks good. The white clothes are better than the snow, as if they are separated by clouds. And only Qi Wang knows—— It's not him who's efficacious, it's not him who's white clothes beat the snow, Even the god who is supposed to be sitting in the temple is not him. He was just a puppet created by the gods, and he had stayed in Penglai Mountain for three thousand years on behalf of the real gods. In the first thousand years, Qi Wang waited eagerly on the top of the snow mountain, waiting for the real god to appear, hold his hand and take him home like before. In the second thousand years, Qi Wang tossed and turned in his dormitory. In endless nightmares, the gods shook off his hand again and again, and his back walked farther and farther away, never looking back. In the third millennium, Qi Wang learned to be a good puppet. He looked down at the believers under the temple without feeling sad or unhappy until he saw the god he had been waiting for three thousand years among the devout people kneeling to pray. The god lost all his memory and power, forgot who he was, and also forgot Qi Wang. Under the gaze of everyone, Qi Wang walked step by step to the ignorant god who was lying on the ground: "Are you my believer?" "Then are you willing to stay and serve your gods?" Question: How to raise a god? God: Thank you for the invitation. God will not be fed unless he loves you.
I didn't say why I faked my death. I didn't know what I was writing about many of the plots.
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Villains are not worthy of emotional lines (bushi
New article! When does it open?
Here again to update the divine article! I haven't had anything to eat lately!!! Gkd!
What the hell, this is the end, let everyone be smart. Is this the king of hell's IQ? Still a villain??? Inexplicable
"The Strange God Said I Abandoned Him" will be released in October and will be updated daily. Welcome to collect it! [Poor-mouthed, paranoid and possessive. Fake gods attack vs. Cool and cold hair. They are very effective. The true gods suffer] The "Mountain and Sea Alliance" has a new member - Bai Chuan. Bai Chuan looks extraordinary, and fighting with spiritual beings can make them wish they could die. But he hasn't been doing well lately. Because he met two "psychopaths". The first one is called Qi Wang, a guy Bai Chuan rescued from the fire. Qi Wang is good everywhere, with handsome features and an outstanding temperament. Unfortunately, he has a long mouth - he talks nonsense and has a eloquent tongue. The two had only known each other for a day, and Qi Wang had already told them countless nonsense. Baichuan tolerated it at first, until he heard the sentence "Yes, Mr. Baichuan and I were married." Shirakawa:??? I can't bear it anymore! I feel like I should be sent to the hospital for brain treatment. The second one is even more egregious. A guy who claimed to be a god tied him to the dormitory in front of everyone. His eyes were red, his voice was hoarse, and he asked, "Why did you abandon me?" Baichuan looked down at himself who was tied up completely unable to move, and then looked up at the gods above: Are you sure I can abandon you like this? The humanoid weapon Baichuan looked at the god who was getting closer and closer, with no room to resist. In panic, an idea flashed: "God... Lord God, is there a possibility that I am already married?" A few days later, Dang Baichuan once again scolded Qi Wang for talking nonsense. Qi Wang suddenly leaned close to his ear and said quietly: "But I clearly remember that you have admitted it before."
Urging you to update the article, when will it be released? Woohoo, the child is hungry.
Ah, that's it, I feel like I'm taking advantage of the King of Hell and the others.