I Heard You Couldn't Get It Up, and I'm So Happy

(Changed the blurb) [A slightly clueless but quick-witted bottom and his tycoon husband who spoils him rotten]

Rumor had it that wealthy Boss Gu was straight and had a certain medical condition, so Zhu Zhu dressed as a woman to seduce him.

He thought, Boss Gu can’t perform anyway. I’m so beautiful, there’s no way he’ll realize I’m a man dressed as a woman.

The plan was flawless. Wasn’t he a genius?!

Before long, Boss Gu fell for his “beauty trap.” Zhu Zhu asked for a house, and he got one. He asked for a car, and he got one. Boss Gu built him a mansion and a theme park, treating him like a prince.

But after they decided to get married, Zhu Zhu was trying on wedding dresses at a bridal shop when Boss Gu patted his head and finally said what he’d been holding back. “Zhu Zhu, you don’t have to wear women’s clothes after we get married, do you?”

Zhu Zhu considered what he’d just said and was stunned.

“How did you know I was a man dressed as a woman?”

Boss Gu, who’d seen through him at a glance but hadn’t understood what it was about, assuming it was just a hobby: ...

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Rumor had it that after Boss Gu developed a certain medical condition, he became pent-up and deranged, a loner who was moody and terrifying.

But Zhu Zhu wasn’t afraid. Boss Gu was insecure and had a powerful need to control him. He wouldn’t let Zhu Zhu play with anyone else, only go shopping with him. Zhu Zhu loved it.

Boss Gu couldn’t perform, so all they could do was have a platonic relationship. Zhu Zhu could flirt as much as he wanted without any consequences. Zhu Zhu loved it.

Boss Gu was quick to anger. When he got mad, he wanted to “bully” Zhu Zhu, but he couldn’t follow through. Zhu Zhu loved it.

Boss Gu got better, and Zhu Zhu cried.

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