Upcoming: The Head of a Senior University Enjoys the Gossip
World One is ripe for the picking. See the pinned comment for the blurb for World Two.
Blurb:
Her friend paid a fortune to have romance expert Chi Yin review a highly customizable full-dive romance game.
Chi Yin happily agreed.
The NPCs were all astonishingly handsome and suited her special tastes, from her love of fluffy things to nonhuman types. However, every one of them had a few serious issues.
In the vampire route,
The wolf-eared boy gazed at Chi Yin with pleading green eyes, but when he got angry, all he did was play mute and refuse to talk things out.
The refined, roguish vampire duke who slept in an ancient castle got worked up and wanted to bite her neck, convinced he could change her species.
The gentlemanly butler was considerate, but far too controlling. He was always following right behind her without a sound.
The valiant, energetic hunter kept wrecking her castle. He had no manners.
Chi Yin did her best to teach them what it meant to be the perfect boyfriend who would do anything to please her.
The wolf-eared boy started taking advantage of her affection. Chi Yin: One big brother is mad at me, but I still have three others waiting.
The duke offered her his bewitching blood. Chi Yin: We aren't close enough to exchange bodily fluids. No.
The knightly hunter kept challenging Chi Yin to one-on-one fights. Chi Yin: Your idea of a date is boring. Bye, then.
The NPCs learned quickly, but the more she taught them, the clingier they became. They also loved fighting one another, so Chi Yin was always having to step in and stop them. With her 3S rating secured, she decisively made her escape.
After getting a perfect score in romance games with all kinds of settings, Chi Yin found that the NPCs had become more and more virtuous boyfriends. Aside from being clingy and jealous, they were great, so she happily wrapped up her review.
But then her friend told her in horror that the romance game hadn't even launched yet. Chi Yin had accidentally been swept into an infinite-flow survival game.
Chi Yin: ?
The NPCs in the survival rounds and the players stared at her with bloodshot eyes: I learned my lesson. Why did my wife run away?
That day, all the monsters who had been shackled by Chi Yin crawled out from underground, calling her name again and again.
Onlookers were stunned: The first big shot in history to clear the game by teaching monsters and players to be virtuous boyfriends.
Reading Guide:
Love triangle chaos. The heroine is the most badass.
My take on nonhuman characters.
Other settings and boyfriend types will be revealed in the main story.
Upcoming novel blurb:
The Head of a Senior University Enjoys the Gossip
After Qiao Yu got a System that could show her other people's itemized bills, she unexpectedly discovered that she was a cannon-fodder character in a wish-fulfillment entertainment-industry novel.
She promptly left the industry and took over the family business: a senior university on the verge of closing down.
To keep the school's only teacher, Qiao Yu livestreamed herself helping the handicrafts teacher demand her unpaid wages.
The whole internet mocked her: "Just declare bankruptcy, Qiao Yu. Give us something to laugh at already."
Qiao Yu called a top-tier star who had donated five million to cultivate a charitable image. "You have money for paid posters, but why did you shortchange Auntie Zhang, one of our teachers, after buying a batch of her family's traditional love-lock pendants yesterday?"
That very day, twenty women produced "the top-tier star's love-lock pendants" and exposed him for cheating.
The livestream viewers: "!!!"
Qiao Yu quietly took the credit and went back to searching for students at vegetable markets and park promenades.
She discovered there were too many scammers targeting the wallets of the elderly.
So Qiao Yu exposed them all, and before long, a retired high school math exam writer, a master of traditional Chinese medicine, and an inheritor of intangible cultural heritage all volunteered to teach. There were so many students that the classrooms couldn't hold them all.
The senior university became a model school. Qiao Yu was invited to share her experience with internet-plus education.
But the livestreams had taken a turn:
An old man who was hopeless at chess put on hearing aids and suddenly became a chess master, sparking debate over a medical miracle. In fact, he had Bluetooth earbuds in his ears, connected to an AI that helped him cheat.
An elderly couple became expert dog finders, earning 300,000 yuan in reward money by locating lost dogs. The shocking truth was that their daughter, who had been missing for ten years, was the one sending them money?
A food thief appeared in the house, making food vanish in seconds. It turned out the old man, bedridden for years, was sneaking snacks. He hadn't stolen food before because his wife hadn't learned how to order takeout yet, her cooking was bad, and he had no appetite.
The viewers: "Give us more gossip! We love it!"
The teachers and students: "We're the Chaoyang District Watchers who dug up all this gossip. If you have a problem, come after us. Principal Qiao has nothing to do with it!"
Qiao Yu: ...She only wanted elderly fans, but somehow she became an internet-famous paparazzo.
Bonus Scene:
A top-tier star was livestreamed by Qiao Yu as she urged him to pay his taxes. His public image collapsed, and he left the industry.
An aggressive fan yelled that they would kill Qiao Yu, only for their grandparents to hold them back: "What are you planning to do to my idol?"
Other fans were scared too: "Don't do it! If you mess with Qiao Yu, what if the exam writers make the college entrance exams harder?"
Qiao Yu: "...Could it be that the exam writers have retired? They're retired!"
1. Livestreaming and a senior university. Entertainment-industry gossip is only a small part. The story mainly focuses on everyday gossip from the latter half of the blurb.
2. A silly, lighthearted story. Hope you enjoy it.
Theme: Sincere affection must be felt with care
My Sister Refuses to Make a Mistake
I Inherited a Trillion and a Young General from Ancient Times
The Villainous Couple and Their Many Secret Identities
All-Round B-King, Spending a Hundred Billion
I Told You to Be a Principal, Not Stream Your Gossip
My Goofy Husband Always Thinks I'm Seriously Ill
My Lazy Cat Butler Is Being Raised by Fuzzy Critters
The Spoiled Brat Teaches Her Rich Husband How to Behave!
The Raising a Cub APP Forced Me to Become a god of Studying
World 2 copywriting: "You have a bunch of boyfriend candidates. Every day, you have to rate the candidates. The person with the lowest score will be eliminated. The person with the highest rating will be lucky enough to date you. Once the night falls, you want to find your real date as soon as possible. Find fault and all candidates will be very angry. Remember, at that time, you have to hide in the room at the end of the corridor. Whenever you hear a request in the room, obey it. Otherwise, you will die. " Chi Yin was chased by a group of candidates and pushed to the room at the end of the corridor. Then, she saw all the obliterated objects. They smiled and said: (To know what was said, please read the text)
The cloud star instrument is worn. The good news is that he has become a master with strong cultivation, high seniority, and countless wealth on the mountain. Bad news, according to the plot, she will take the future villain Ji Yuanheng as her apprentice, torture and humiliate him and turn him into a black man. His true identity will be revealed by the powerful villain, and he will be spurned by the entire cultivator. All his wealth will be divided up by the righteous way, and then he will die tragically under his sword. I just want to be the top powerful, rich and beautiful Yun Xingyi: kill the villain who defeats me, and nip all hidden dangers in the bud. However, the villain is also the son of destiny after all and cannot be killed. Yun Xingyi still has to follow the plot and not destroy the character. Yun Xingyi: Okay, I'm good at handling problem teenagers. First, wear a gentle senior brother vest, and guide the villain to get out of his psychological shadow. Then he put on the waistcoat of a gentle and caring little junior sister, who became the villain's fetters to restrain him. The villain has the blood of a fox demon, and he wears a big tiger vest to control his movements in the demon clan. In the end, he found a jealous and insidious man to be his husband and the villain's master. He rationally stole the villain's opportunities and magic weapons, and blocked the crime of coveting the villain, so that he could retire easily in the future. After expanding his discipleship to five people by himself, Yun Xingyi went to recruit disciples. Ji Yuanheng was reborn. In his previous life, he succeeded in revenge, but was attacked by Zhengdao who wanted to seize Yun Xingyi's inheritance. In this life, he decided to properly inherit the legacy of Yun Xingyi, the "good" master, and then expose her. However, did he have a master in his previous life? Where did his master come from with so many people? But his cultivation was damaged and he had no time to investigate, so he could only put on a handsome vest to distract the lecherous Yun Xingyi and give him a chance to breathe. However, seeing that Yun Xingyi gave all the top magic weapons that should have been given to him to his senior brother, and that he and his senior father might have a biological heir at any time, Ji Yuanheng felt that this was not possible and that he had to open a few more apprentice vests to take advantage of her. Many years later, Yun Xingyi became the master of the most powerful sect in the world of immortality. He had countless disciples, all of whom were top talents. No one knew that among the strongest masters, only two were alive in the beginning. Small theater: Yun Xingyi angrily scolded his apprentice: You, a cultivator of the Qingqing Sword, always want to have sex with me, how can you behave like this? Ji Yuanheng: To be honest, Master, in order to fabricate the vest to seduce you, my apprentice once sneaked into the Hehuan Sect and learned some.
It's already November.
The heroine doesn't look very smart
Who can say no to fluffy!
This novel only has four chapters, do you think it's reasonable qwq?
Oh, is this never updated?
"Auntie" gave the author a big worm~ 54% There is another error. What should this aunt be?
It's nice, but too little. Point and point. Jpg
"Kindness" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ discuss