I Told You to Be a Principal, Not Stream Your Gossip

Coming soon: The Kids Brag, Keeping Their Demon Clan Brothers Busy

Little-known star Qiao Yu binds herself to a System that can see other people's itemized bills and urges its Host to work hard and make money. From then on, she has no secrets in front of her and is always at the forefront of the latest gossip.

At the gate of her family's senior college, a miracle doctor sells magical medicine. Every senior who tries it says their back and legs no longer hurt.

Qiao Yu checks the System. [Fake doctor. Expenses: 20 boxes of painkillers, 100 bottles of mineral water, total expenses: 500 yuan. Income: sale of painkiller water, +1,000, +1,000, +1,000.]

Qiao Yu exposes the scam, saves the senior students' wallets, and becomes an officially praised anti-fraud champion.

Later, Qiao Yu inherits her family's senior college and becomes its principal.

The college is on the verge of closing, and its few remaining students only care about the cafeteria.

Then a competitor tries to poach the head chef, offering to send his grandson to a better kindergarten. The chef is tempted.

Qiao Yu: That kindergarten pocketed the money meant for fire-safety equipment. It's not safe.

The chef investigates. I'm not leaving. Working for Principal Qiao has a future.

The school's only teacher has had a client withhold payment for a project and is anxious about it.

Qiao Yu livestreams to help the teacher collect the money, accidentally revealing that a certain movie emperor ordered twenty identical heirloom necklaces. The movie emperor is then exposed by twenty girlfriends for cheating on them all at once.

Netizens flood into the livestream to watch the drama. They admire the teacher's skills and scramble to enroll.

Qiao Yu: I've found a new way to run a school with the internet!

From then on, Qiao Yu commits to livestreaming to recruit students, while also sharing glimpses of life at the senior college.

Her haters tell her to stop chasing attention.

But when an old man who is terrible at chess puts on a hearing aid, his skills suddenly soar, sparking talk of a medical miracle. In reality, he has a Bluetooth earpiece in his ear, connected to an AI that's helping him cheat.

An elderly couple are expert pet finders, earning 300,000 yuan in reward money by finding lost pets. The truth behind it turns out to be that their long-lost daughter has been secretly sending them money. She tried all sorts of ways to give them money, but their strong anti-fraud instincts thwarted every attempt.

A food thief appears in the house, and food vanishes in an instant. It turns out the culprit is an old man who has been bedridden for years. He never stole food before because his wife hadn't yet learned to order takeout. Her cooking isn't very good, so he had no appetite.

Every day, Qiao Yu's livestream has something funny to watch, making it the internet's favorite digital comfort food.

The senior college also grows more and more popular, attracting retired bigwigs from every field to teach. It has so many students that it needs to open branch campuses.

Qiao Yu: At first, I only wanted to recruit students. I never expected to get rich and famous by accident.

Bonus scene:

A certain top-tier star gets called out by Qiao Yu on livestream for failing to pay taxes.

His most aggressive fans rush into the livestream, threatening to kill Qiao Yu, only to be firmly held back by their grandparents. "What do you think you're doing to my idol?"

Coming-soon blurb:

Little Ayuan has only her mother, but her mother is sick and always sleeping.

To support her mother, little Ayuan joins a children's variety show by herself to earn money.

At the start of the show, the production crew asks, "Kids, what are your favorite brothers like?"

Kid 1: "My brother flies planes. He's the coolest."

Kid 2: "My brother can make a glowing Ultraman."

Kid 3: "My brother can build a huge house."

Little Ayuan thinks for a moment. "My eldest brother can turn into a giant bird and take me flying everywhere."

"My second brother glows and saves electricity at home."

"My third brother built a crystal palace at the bottom of the sea."

"I love them all."

Kid 1 refuses to be outdone and says his brother has lots of cars.

Little Ayuan: "My brother doesn't have a car, but he says a flying sword is the fastest."

The production crew and the viewers agree that little Ayuan has seen the other kids with their brothers and is just imagining things. They all praise her imagination.

Then, during filming in the forest, little Ayuan steps into a trap, and her eldest brother drops into the show from the sky.

He jumps down from a tree ten stories tall, scoops up little Ayuan, then steps off his own left foot with his right and keeps flying up into the sky.

Viewers: "He must be on wires! There's no way people can really fly!"

During filming on an island, the crew cuts off the power and signal to little Ayuan's room. Yet she still video-calls her mother and chats with her all night.

Viewers: "Is she pretending to do it without props? Wait, can people really generate electricity?"

After little Ayuan gets home, she livestreams. A gleaming silver dragon appears on camera, while large fish nearby use shells to build a house for her.

Viewers: "Okay, now I believe it's real. The dragon is so beautiful, I want to pet it!"

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The king of the demon clan disappeared into a rift in time with little Princess Ayuan.

After overcoming countless obstacles, the demon clan's army finally reaches the time and place where the king and little Ayuan are.

As soon as they arrive, they hear little Ayuan describing what her favorite brothers are like.

Every member of the demon clan's army rolls up their sleeves, eager to show off.

If little Ayuan says fly, they fly. If she says crystal palace, they make one.

They can all be the ideal brother.

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When Sang Zhou wakes up, he discovers that all his generals have come through with him.

The people of this world begin to question reality, too.

Sang Zhou hastily opens a film company to clean up the mess. "Special effects, special effects. It's all special effects!"

Watching little Ayuan ride on a cloud, the viewers say listlessly, "Oh, special effects."

Sang Zhou stares at a crowd of underlings with no common sense. What else can he do? He has to cover for them.

The first lesson in modern survival for the demon clan: learn basic physics. First of all, people can't fly! And they definitely can't send little Ayuan flying!

Basically, a little girl tells the truth, her brothers think their casual everyday antics are ordinary and shock everyone, and their mother is forced to build a huge company to protect her secret identity.

Theme: The present is the best time. Every stage of life can be wonderful.