Everyone Here Is a Genius [Quick Transmigration]

One-line summary: Geniuses on the left, Cheng Chiyu on the right

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Cheng Chiyu died because he couldn't stop talking.

After more than twenty years in show business, going from a bare-bottomed kid to a veteran actor, Cheng Chiyu was ruthless and sharp-tongued, never sparing anyone. One day, karma finally caught up with him, and someone bludgeoned him to death.

System: "Hello, Host. This is the Protagonist Rebirth and Rescue System. We are dedicated to saving protagonists in various worlds who should have shone brightly, but died because they were hopeless romantics. You can set their views on love straight, teach them to cherish life and stay away from scumbags..."

Cheng Chiyu: "Can't I get revenge on them?"

System: "..."

Cheng Chiyu raised his hand. "For example..."

System: "Stop! Please, just stop!"

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Cheng Chiyu studies hard to learn new skills, with the original host's consciousness in tow. When he returns, he runs wild and tramples scumbags, living the "villain" life he's always dreamed of. His personal pond is full of fish who follow him around calling him Daddy.

Until one time, while turning down a scumbag, he casually grabs a random bystander and introduces him: "This is my new favorite. Broad shoulders, narrow hips, great stamina..."

The bystander, Si Yuan, who was only passing by: "?"

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Character setup: Lovesick type / tool guy / divine System seme × professional villain / uke skilled at fake smiling

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The seme and uke's roles in each world:

1. Unscrupulous, money-grubbing, stingy agent × insecure singer (the modern-day Scrooge)

2. Two-faced hypocrite × innocent, naive cross-dresser (the modern-day hypocrite)

3. Self-preserving college student × archaeology major who died while excavating a tomb (pseudoscience)

4. Malicious royal heir × blind saint who loves scumbags, not the gods (Western fantasy)

5. Lab researcher × contaminated white rose spirit (apocalypse)

... (There are plenty more setups, and their order isn't fixed. One thing worth mentioning: scumbags in this book generally meet bad ends. If you want to ship the scumbags with the original hosts, nope!)

Important:

1. One-on-one romance. The seme is the System's god, and he doesn't split into multiple versions.

2. The uke is cold and detached, somewhat like someone with emotional numbness, though there's a difference. The reason will be explained later.

3. I'm open to corrections but not writing advice. No real-life models. Let's get along peacefully, no comparisons, and no baseless accusations of plagiarism.

4. This overworked office drone struggles to find time to write. This story is exclusive to Jinjiang, so please don't repost it.

5. A melodramatic, satisfying story. The author has no logic, so don't overthink it. If you like, you can read it as a series of short stories. There aren't really any major landmines. Stay or go as you please, and there's no need to tell me if you drop it.

That's all. Bowing.

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The author's exclusive advice: Nobody gets handed success by the heavens. They're all just grade-grubbing nerds secretly studying by lamplight at two-thirty in the morning.

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A screenshot of this blurb was uploaded to Weibo on March 3, 2023. Find me on Weibo: -Mi Si Yang-. Feel free to chat!

Theme: Set your sights on distant horizons, and keep climbing toward life's peaks.