You'd Better Not Mess With Me

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Shen Mei was watching a group brawl when someone accidentally bumped into him. He fell over and croaked.

After coming back to life, he found a System inside him.

“Ding! The Truth or Dare System is now online. If you like someone, you have to make the first move! Please take good care of me, Master~”

The System lived by absorbing his emotional fluctuations. The two of them depended on each other, and Shen Mei thought they could live peacefully like that.

Unfortunately, he was naturally laid-back and slow on the uptake. His emotional fluctuations couldn’t keep the System running, and every so often they nearly “died together.”

Finally, after he and Qi Yao had “run into each other” more times than he could count, the System, afraid of dying, somehow decided Qi Yao was his one true love. Its eyes lit up, and it forced Shen Mei to throw himself into Qi Yao’s arms...

Qi Yao smiled brightly, opened his arms and held him, then leaned close to his ear. “Does Senior like me?”

Shen Mei: “I don’t, I didn’t...”

Qi Yao blushed. “But I like you, Senior~ You were the one who came after me, so you have to take responsibility~”

Shen Mei: “???” I don’t want to take the blame for the System.

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A vicious “bullying” incident breaks out at Tongli University. Rumor has it that the campus bully Shen Mei beat up the campus heartthrob Qi Yao in front of thousands of students and faculty during a fire drill. The fight was intense, with one willing to hit and the other willing to take it. The teachers, students, department heads, and principal couldn’t pull them apart.

The counselor looks at Shen Mei, whose slender arms and legs seem like they could snap in the wind, then at the burly Qi Yao, and asks uncertainly, “Why did he hit you?”

Qi Yao glances at Shen Mei and presses his lips together, looking aggrieved. “Because I told him I liked him.”

The counselor: “???”

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A scheming, sweet-talking campus heartthrob gong × a peace-loving campus bully shou who looks black-hearted on the outside but is pure on the inside

One-line summary: I’ve waited for you for twenty-two years.

Note: Please see the author’s note in Chapter 1 for content warnings. Read or leave as you wish, but there’s no need to tell me if you drop the novel.

This novel will be free in its entirety and will not be put behind a paywall. It probably won’t get much traffic, but I hope you won’t pirate it~

Thanks for adding it to your reading lists. Love my darlings~ Love you all~

Theme: Strengthen legal education and safeguard world peace.