When in Doubt, Disguise Yourself as an Angel [Hebrew]

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[Blurb for my upcoming novel, Reverse Wordcraft [Hebrew], at the end.]

The devil Satan, bored for lack of fun, found a strange book while wandering among humans. It read: "At the world's final judgment, the devil will be cast into the lake of fire to suffer eternal punishment."

The devil didn't know where the lake of fire was, but the idea suddenly intrigued him. He decided to track it down

He was going to dance on his own future grave.

The System kindly reminded him:

Don't go OOC, and don't let the angels or devils find out you're an outsider!

Quick transmigration + nonsense. Don't take it seriously or overthink it. A chaotic Lucifer/God pairing.

Quick Transmigration World Overview:

"Rehired by Heaven"

It was once again the day the little angels were baptized and born. The angels gathered around the little holy pools in their chapels, waiting for the little angels to arrive.

God himself appeared. The angels fell to their knees, overcome with excitement.

Would a new Seraph be born this year?

Then bubbles rose to the surface, and a pair of tiny, delicate black wings emerged from the little holy pool.

The angels shrieked and scattered in panic. Where did that fallen angel come from?!

Lucifer, who woke up to find Yahweh had fished him out and brought him to Heaven, where he had turned into a tiny mixed-blood angel: I have something to say, and I really, really want to say it.

"Double the Love"

Luciferiel had a prophetic dream in which he was forced to fall from Heaven.

What he didn't know was that God had also dreamed of the future: even with light and darkness in balance, his star would still hate him and refuse to return to his side after the Fall.

So, when Luciferiel led his angel army in a mighty Fall, he was quite surprised to find that the Abyss had vanished.

And God, having just devoured the source of darkness, split in two on the spot, right there in the Holy Book of Creation...

White God: Come back, Lucifer. I'll forgive you this time.

Black God: Come here, Lucifer. I'm going to "love" you properly.

Blurb for my upcoming novel, Reverse Wordcraft [Hebrew]:

God woke up one day to discover that there was something wrong with his Wordcraft.

God said, "Let there be light."

And the Heaven that had been bright for billions of years grew dark.

God said, "Hell must remain dark."

And sunlight shone into Hell for the first time in history. The demons, accustomed to the darkness, were nearly blinded.

God said, "Michael will be late this morning."

And Michael appeared in the Great Cathedral right on time, still bleary-eyed.

Michael: "My God, do you have a command for me?"

God said, "Lucifer doesn't love me."

Michael: "...He might actually not love you."

God was very upset. If his Wordcraft hadn't malfunctioned this time, wouldn't that mean Lucifer would never love him?

Some time later

Lucifer: "I heard I fell in love with that God in Heaven? What a joke!"

The demons: "But the rumor came from Heaven. They say God admitted it himself."

Lucifer: "What did he say?"

Demon No. 1: "He said you love him."

Demon No. 2: "He said he loves you."

Demon No. 3: "He said you don't love him."

Demon No. 4: "He said he doesn't love you."

Rather than believe rumors, Lucifer decided to ask in person. He stormed into Heaven and was just about to grab God by the collar and demand an explanation when he realized God seemed to have become mute.

God (thinking): I don't know if my Wordcraft has recovered. I don't dare speak.

God (thinking): Lucifer came to Heaven. Lucifer came to see me. Lucifer is worried because I can't speak! He loves me so much.

Tentatively God/Lucifer, unless Lucifer/God is just easier to write. As expected, it'll be a short story!! As long as it's sweet, that's all that matters.

Theme: Happiness is something you have to fight for!