I Captured the Cold-Faced Demon Venerable, Then We Had a Happy Ending

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The Immortal Venerable Lian Lu descends to the mortal realm to undergo a trial. Overnight, a max-level expert becomes a helpless novice, and to top it off, her original body has a Tang Monk's flesh constitution.

One bite of her flesh grants eternal life, turning her into a walking treat that draws demons and monsters from across the land into a desperate struggle. The great villain, the Demon Venerable Han Molong, is the first to come after her.

Han Molong is bloodthirsty and ruthless by nature. All he wants is to eat her flesh and increase his power.

Lian Lu has no choice but to think up every possible way to stay alive and improve her constitution. Along the way, she unexpectedly captures a handsome, cold snake-like man and makes him her spirit pet. She brews medicinal liquor, takes his venom, and plucks his scales. Once she's had her fun and grown bored, she lets him return to the wild.

Until one day, the immortal sect sends her into the demon's lair as a “poison” to sacrifice to the Demon Venerable in exchange for peace across the land.

One night, she finally manages to slip out of the dungeon, only to wander into the Demon Venerable's bedroom by accident.

The man lies half-naked on a stone bed, tall and broad-shouldered, with well-defined abs.

Yet the pale, cold skin of his body glimmers faintly with a sinister blue-violet sheen. The dragon scales look exactly like the “snake scales” she plucked earlier.

Lian Lu: ...

Is it too late to ask for my body to be left intact? (Wry smile)

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But after a while, she realizes the demon isn't in a hurry to eat her. Instead, every night he turns into a cold, slick, clammy snake and climbs into her bed. His tail slowly winds around her, then loosens just before she suffocates, only to repeat the process...

Like a hunter playing with its prey, he watches her sleeping face every night, flicking his tongue freely to sense her warmth and scent.

Lian Lu is thoroughly tormented and just wants him to finish her off so she can finally be free.

Then one day, she discovers that the demon is secretly keeping the servants busy preparing something. She thinks he's finally going to make her bathe and change, then clean her up before eating her.

That evening, she is sent into an exquisite bridal chamber that he has decorated himself.

Lian Lu: ? What kind of strange pre-meal kink is this?

The Demon Venerable, dressed in wedding robes, looks at her fondly and bends down to kiss her pink lips. “My wife is much tastier here...”

#A single filling meal or a lifetime of feasts? Even a snake knows the difference.

*Lots of romance

*Lighthearted style, don't think too hard about the logic

*One-on-one romance, both leads have no past partners, happy ending

Coming soon: After I Mistook My Beautiful Master for Someone Else and Pushed Him Down

Ruan Miaoyin transmigrates into a background cannon fodder character in a redemption novel. The System says this is a beginner's bonus, and the mission is super easy.

In the book, she is the villainous male lead's first love, the one who haunts his past. His love for her grows increasingly obsessive and twisted, but because of their master-disciple relationship, he has to keep holding back.

All she needs to do is seduce him with all her might, make him drop his pretenses and spend one passionate night with her, then dump him and give him a reason to become a demon. The pure-hearted heroine will take care of reforming the great villain later.

Ruan Miaoyin looks at her master's cool, beautiful face and swallows. “Now that's exciting!”

But after just a few days, she realizes that her master's gaze isn't merely calm and detached. It's almost unnaturally righteous. And when they spend time together, she can't sense even a hint of obsession or twisted feelings. It feels more like an old ancestor raising a child.

Ruan Miaoyin has no choice but to change tactics and try various ways to get herself punished: she stomps the embroidered sachet her master made for her into the mud, defies him, and hates his touch...

But her master only smiles at her fondly, his voice carrying a tender affection. “It's my first time taking a disciple. I didn't do a good job. Don't be upset, Yinyin.”

Ruan Miaoyin: ? Are you putting on an act, or are you really like this?

To speed things up, Ruan Miaoyin grits her teeth and plays out a scene where she forces herself on him. After all her efforts, she finally tempts the Immortal Venerable, who has restrained himself for a thousand years, into breaking his vows and spending a passionate, unforgettable night with her.

While nursing her aching waist, she receives an urgent warning from the transmigration bureau: What the heck?! You're supposed to be the master seducing your disciple, not the disciple seducing the Sword Ancestor!

Ruan Miaoyin: ?? But I don't have a disciple!

Supervisor: You arrived a year too early! You don't take on a disciple until the end of this month!

Ruan Miaoyin: Oh, for f...

She turns around and leaves her master a letter, saying she was drunk last night and mistook him for someone else, and telling him not to take it to heart. (Though that might make things sound even worse?)

Then she quickly takes in a disciple and packs up to travel the mortal world overnight with her villainous little disciple. (Really, she's just laying low.)

Later, she hears that the cold, otherworldly Immortal Venerable has suddenly gone mad, spending all day torturing and interrogating the major sects to find out where they've hidden Yinyin.

The entire immortal sect is left begging: What kind of divine treasure is this “Yinyin” anyway?!

Ruan Miaoyin is on the verge of tears.

When they meet again, her master looks at her with the same fondness as ever, but the desire and obsession in his eyes are nearly about to burst forth

“Have you had enough of playing punishment games, Yinyin?”

#Now it's the master's turn.

Theme: Good and evil both have their consequences