Livestreaming Romance of the Three Kingdoms to the Ancients

After transmigrating, Lin Xuan invites Guo Jia to become her partner, hires Zhao Yun and Xu Chu as bodyguards, and sets up a super trading caravan to work hard at commerce among the warlords. Just as her business is booming, Lin Xuan suddenly returns to the modern era. Everyone can see her life on the vast sky screen.

By day, she shops at malls, eats at buffets, and takes walks.

At night, she watches Romance of the Three Kingdoms and reminisces about her time after transmigrating.

Munching on melon seeds, she weighs in on the state of the world and waxes eloquent:

"Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan are all useless, especially the Cao family. They die so young."

"What a shame about the proud Xun Xiangjun, who died for the decaying Han dynasty."

"Guo Jia, Zhou Yu, and Zhao Yun are way better-looking than the actors."

"The Prime Minister's story made me cry, but little Zhuge is only eight."

Guo Jia: Tsk! The warlords are so hopeless. I might as well serve Lin Xuan.

Cao Cao, furious: Where are Liu Bei and Sima Yi? I'll cut them down right now!

Young Zhuge Liang falls into deep thought: How does this cart move? I want to make a wooden ox and a gliding horse.

Zhou Yu, holding his qin and looking envious: I want to hold a concert for ten thousand people.

Sun Jian: Who are Sun Quan's son and my grandson? Beat them senseless!

Liu Bei, in tears: Prime Minister, I'm coming to find you!

Guan Yu: Big brother, wake up. The Prime Minister is only eight right now!

Dong Zhuo, horrified: My end is really that tragic?

Lü Bu, fuming: Do I look like someone who's blinded by lust?

The common people: Do supermarkets really exist? Everyone has more food than they can eat, and buffets sound so wonderful!

They pack their bags overnight: Let's follow Lin Xuan, a Party member! Let Lin Xuan lead our revolution! We want prosperity for all!

The warlords: Life is impossible now. All the common people have run off to Lin Xuan's territory...

Lin Xuan, utterly devastated after finding out she'd gone live: What happened to my wise and mighty image!

She covers her face with one hand and angrily flips the table with the other: You could've at least told me, you piece-of-junk System!

System: You can transmigrate freely between the Three Kingdoms era and the modern era.

Lin Xuan, sitting up on her deathbed: Am I a personal shopping service now? I'm cured!

A lighthearted story.

Theme: Hard work brings wealth.