My name is Kira Anzu, and I currently work at the Beika Distillery. My codename is... well, I don't have one yet.
To make a name for myself and stand out as soon as possible, I cornered my boss, Vodka, and begged him for work.
The boss had just come out of a bar. He waved his chubby hand and said, "If you've got the guts, go undercover in the Mafia."
So I went.
*
At the Port Mafia, I got close to the wealthiest executive, A.
The night we signed our marriage registration, he died.
Just when I thought my undercover career was over and was getting ready to leave with a huge inheritance, the Mafia boss found me and offered me my late husband's executive position.
So I became a Mafia executive.
*
Life in the Mafia was so happy, and all the executives around me were wonderful.
But to make a name for myself and stand out as soon as possible, I cornered the boss, Mori Ogai, and begged him for work.
The boss was busy changing the clothes of his granddaughter (presumably) and said without looking up, "Then go get me a business license from the Special Division for Unusual Powers."
So I went.
*
At the Special Division for Unusual Powers, I not only ran into my Mafia subordinate Sakaguchi Ango, but also saw Bourbon, a Distillery executive who was on brotherly terms with the Japanese Public Security Bureau.
Damn it, they were so outstanding that they completely outshone me!
When challenged, Sakaguchi Ango dropped the act: "I'm a secret executive at the Distillery. My codename is Beer."
Bourbon dropped the act too: "I'm the Distillery's secret boss, and I'm going to take you under my wing."
My heart gave a little jolt. My era was about to begin.
So I worked even harder for the boss, moving him so much that he offered himself to me.
But one day, the Distillery was wiped out. The surviving boss found me, also a survivor, and said, "Working in the underworld isn't stable these days. I'm thinking of joining Public Security. At least it's a steady job. Come with me."
I was deeply moved. He was practically starving to death himself, yet still thinking of bringing me along so I could eat. This man was reliable.
Later...
Damn it, Furuya Rei, who do you think you are? How dare you impersonate the boss and deceive me? I'm going to get my big brother to kill you!
Big Brother (expressionless): "I told you a long time ago, don't try to stand out. A peaceful life is best."
Theme: Even when you're in adversity, believe that hard work will lead to good results.
