(Kamen Rider Geats) Just Your Average Passing Ms. Beaver

I'm an utterly ordinary web programmer. Whatever my boss tells me to investigate, I investigate, and while I'm at it, I dig up every last detail to satisfy my curiosity. Then one day, my supervisor suddenly dumps a cat-finding job on me... Are you sure it's a good idea to send a delicate woman who can't do a thing around the house out to handle this?

But what can I do? Other people pay my salary, so I stepped outside, only to plant my foot on a yellow box someone had left by my door. I slid several meters and rolled straight into the stairwell. Afterward, just as I was about to see what had tripped me up, I picked it up and opened it...

...That damn DGP, why won't you leave me alone!

“Take my advice,” I said during the matches that followed, slinging an arm around Miss Cat and borrowing... borrowing some juice to drown my sorrows. “If Geats is in any round of the game, there's no point playing. Just make any wish you want. You don't even have to write it down.”

I tipped my head back and drained the rest of my juice. “As long as he's there, you absolutely can't win. Just remember to stay alive. As long as you survive, there's hope.”

The Fox is still in this competition. I should find a good chance to eliminate him.

A Geats fanfic, with a little bit of Everyone's Public Enemy, though it's basically negligible. I'll probably start writing it properly once Geats is finished. Hopefully I'll have finished Lin Guo by then. Gazes into the distance.

The female lead's only real skill is staying alive. She's a bottom-of-the-class, barely-passing player who never makes it to the final round (that's a lie).

Okay, I'm copying this over from the blurb of my other novel: Don't send me nutrient solution!!! I won't add extra chapters! Please save it for authors who need it more! This is money too! Money!

I want to show off to the whole world! My buddy drew the cover!

Theme: Beware of new kinds of game scams.