I’m a Zero-Follower, but I’ve Fallen for Kaito Kuroba

Dazai You is a pure-blooded Chinese fujoshi. Though her surname happens to match the pen name of a famous literary giant from Japan, China's close neighbor, it really is an old and distinguished Chinese family name. That tells you her shameless fujoshi ancestors must have once been quite prosperous.

One day at an anime convention, an empty special train took her straight to another world's Japan. The moment the doors opened, she saw the world-famous Japanese Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei era. Before she could think, her vocal cords moved faster than her brain cells, and she greeted him with complete confidence: "Hey, babe!"

Edogawa Conan, who was tailing Gin: ?

Then she saw the Public Security princess, Amuro Tooru, stride aboard. "Hey, wifey!"

Amuro Tooru, who was investigating Conan: ?

Then Ai, Ran, and Sonoko appeared in the carriage one after another, like dumplings dropping into a pot. "Hey, wifey!"

The three, frantic with worry over Conan's safety: ?

Drawn out of the carriage by the stunning beauty of the 2D world, Dazai You heard a belated announcement from the obnoxious PA just as the doors closed: "Welcome, time-traveling passengers, to this experiment. Please do not disembark before the announcement tells you to, or you may become stranded..."

The doors closed completely, but the doors on the other side slowly opened, and ordinary people filled the carriage, their eyes brimming with curiosity and excitement.

Dazai You: .?

#Does a Clumsy Fujoshi Get Her Happy Ending Too#

Everyone in this other world had almost gotten used to the strange girl greeting everyone she met as her wife. Then one day, they discovered that there was an advanced version, too!

The white-clad phantom thief was waiting on the rooftop, as usual, for a final showdown with his nemesis. He hadn't expected someone else to predict his prediction.

Dazai You, lying in wait, gazed at the young phantom thief silhouetted against the night and shouted a declaration of love: "My destined marriage registration form!"

Shinichi Kudo, who had just opened the door and heard every word: ?

Inspector Nakamori, right behind him: ?!

Please note:

Breaking up Kaito and Aoko, out of character.

Doushi doesn't show up for a while. Plot > feelings > romance.

There are various characters being saved. This is a dream-girl-style fanfic built around an original character.

Theme: Cherish life