The Wrong Way to Win Over a Couch Potato

[Seeking Bookmarks for My Completed Novel, Survival Guide for the Heroine of an Explicit Novel!] On her first day joining the Transmigration Bureau, Mu Zhiyu was assigned an S-rank mission: Win over Song Jinyan, the great villain of a cultivation novel. Rumor had it that the villain was handsome and debonair, as pure and bright as the moon, and had once challenged every sword cultivator under heaven without suffering a single defeat. There were also rumors that he had murdered his master and betrayed his friends, defied convention, and consequently suffered a sharp decline in cultivation until all his followers abandoned him. In the end, he saw through worldly vanity, came to his senses, and became a renowned figure in the cultivation world... A total slacker. * At the start of her transmigration, Mu Zhiyu got the location wrong and accidentally emerged from a bath, coming face-to-face with Song Jinyan, who was soaking in it. His long hair draped loose, his manner easy and charming. "Miss, are you here to rob me of my money or my virtue?" Mu Zhiyu: "I can explain..." Song Jinyan: "Either works for me. Bring it on." ??? Neither works for me! Stay away! On her next transmigration, she happened to arrive just as Song Jinyan was in seclusion, attempting a breakthrough. With a plop, Mu Zhiyu landed in his arms, forcing his meridians into reverse and making him spit out a huge mouthful of blood on the spot. Song Jinyan smiled as he lay down in a coffin, hands folded over his chest, his expression peaceful. "Please close the lid for me." Mu Zhiyu: "..." Who carries a coffin around in preparation for their own peaceful death?! At last, she couldn't take it anymore and began negotiating with the System. "How about we switch to a more normal way of winning him over?" That night, the System flipped through eight hundred romance novels in one go and announced that it had thought of a brilliant plan. Then, on her next transmigration, Mu Zhiyu happened to land in the middle of a battle and, at lightning speed, took a fatal blow for Song Jinyan. Song Jinyan: "!" Enemy: "?" Mu Zhiyu: "...Ha." Despairing, she raised her middle finger and gave up entirely. Let whoever wants to win him over do it! I'm the laziest fish of all. What fish could ever compare to me.jpg * In the eyes of the cultivators of the Nine Provinces, Song Jinyan was a soulless specter, devoid of passion and desire. He was stubborn and impossible to understand, with a mind tangled into eight hundred knots. He was the very embodiment of extreme slacking and extreme enjoyment. They were furious with him, yet could do nothing about it. Until one day, according to someone in the know, they saw this former Immortal Venerable, who respected neither heaven, earth, nor ghosts and gods, carrying a female demon up nine thousand heavenly steps. He prayed for her, wishing her safety. A quirky, sunny girl x a straight-laced, lazy fish who is actually a true powerhouse. Cultivation ranks: Body Tempering, Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deification, Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, Mahayana, True Immortal. [Reading Guide] 1. Both are each other's first and only, mutual salvation, happy ending. 2. The heroine grows over time. There are many supporting characters, with a light ensemble cast. Survival Guide for the Heroine of an Explicit Novel Hua Deng transmigrated into an explicit cultivation novel. As the heroine, she was born with a furnace physique, a Sacred Dual-Cultivation Body seen only once in a thousand years. From chapter one to chapter three thousand, she attracted all kinds of powerful men, and was either imprisoned or refined into medicine. The day she received the plot, Hua Deng turned and ran. To stay alive, she sought out Shen Zhou, the only male character in the original novel who never fell for her. He was powerful but cold-blooded and ruthless, a cultivation addict who devoted himself to training. In the book, when the heroine was chased down with her clothes in disarray, he walked past without so much as a sideways glance. When the heroine tripped and fell toward him, he stepped aside and told her as she lay on the ground, "Too slow. You're not good enough to be my opponent." The heroine: "?" If he had one weakness, it was this: he was poor. Poor beyond belief. As it happened, Hua Deng had more money than she knew what to do with. She offered, "One hundred thousand spirit stones a month, and you become my Dao companion!" Standing in a sea of blood with his sword in hand, the man met her clear eyes, fell silent for a moment, then slowly agreed. * With Shen Zhou by her side, no one dared come near Hua Deng. Whether it was the aloof Sword Venerable or the arrogant, domineering Demon King, all of them fell to Shen Zhou's sword. Hua Deng thought she could escape the plot. Until one day, her dual-cultivation physique unexpectedly flared up. With none of her usual targets around, she was lost and helpless. Stumbling over to Shen Zhou, she looked at him with red eyes and pleaded, "Help me." In the icy pool, her clothes were soaked through as she wrapped her arms around Shen Zhou's neck, desperately begging for his warmth. He only looked down at her, his dark eyes unreadable, cold and deep. Hua Deng was convinced once again. A gentleman like Shen Zhou would surely be able to resist the temptation of her dual-cultivation physique! * Countless times later, as the bed curtains billowed, Hua Deng clutched her lower back and gritted her teeth. She knew it! His whole pure-hearted, desire-free act was just a lie! The culprit leaned close from behind, kissed away her tears, and laughed softly. "Do you like a gentleman treating you this way, my wife?" #Hey, you're so impressive and upright... Wait, why are you in my bed? #What do I do if I regret letting the wolf into my home? Help, help! Beautiful, spoiled young lady x straight-laced, ridiculously cool hypocrite Theme: My wish is for world peace.