Going VIP on the 16th. Coming soon: "Busy Farming in the World of Ghosts and Monsters." Blurb below.
You are the ruler of the rules in a world of rule-based horror. Your greatest joy in life is tormenting the protagonists, until one day you wake up and discover
You've become a human being tormented by monsters!
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(You are a new streamer. After entering each instance, make a choice based on the prompts. Please note: your choices will affect the difficulty of clearing the instance!)
Instance One:
(If you had three days of sight, would you: A. Go to a concert by your favorite idol? B. Get breast implants?)
You, flat-chested: "?"
You take out a strange pen and paper and add another answer.
You: I choose C. Suck the brains dry of whoever wrote this question!
(Congratulations, streamer! You've earned a reward: double the difficulty!)
Instance Two:
(If your father and boyfriend fell into the water at the same time, would you: A. Save your father? B. Save your boyfriend?)
You write furiously: I choose D. Kick whoever wrote the question in!
(Congratulations, streamer! You've won a father and a boyfriend!)
Instance Three:
(You're a famous, irresistible idol with countless admirers. You want to get married. Would you choose: A. A rich, handsome man? B. A top-tier star idol? C. A talented man from outside the entertainment industry?)
You: In my rules, no man can beguile me!
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[The main story is told in third person. The blurb may change when the story is published, but the genre will remain the same.] Blurb screenshotted on January 19, 2023.
"Busy Farming in the World of Ghosts and Monsters"
In the first autumn after the Human Agricultural Sciences Academy sent a team to support the world of ghosts and monsters, reporters from the human world nearly came to blows at a special airport as they tried to get into the ghost world for an interview.
They all wanted to ask the same question
Is it true the world of ghosts and monsters has had its first bountiful harvest?
The Well Ghost puffed out his chest proudly. "Of course! There's no field that my Well Ghost clan can't water!"
The Hanging Ghost lifted his chin smugly. "There's no bird my Hanging Ghost clan can't chase away!"
The Corpse Ghost pushed through the crowd. "We Corpse Ghosts did all the plowing!"
The ghosts chattered over one another, each describing their contribution to farming.
Yu Qiang stood behind them, wearing a gray peasant shirt, blue shorts, and a straw hat with a frayed brim. "Have you finished your work?"
The ghosts: "!"
The rowdy crowd fell silent at once. In perfect unison, they formed neat rows and orderly filed off to their assigned fields.
Reporter from the human world: Σ(⊙▽⊙\
Dr. Yu, master of ghost-taming!
Theme: Be the master of your own life
Wan feels my endless affection. The new picture looks great.
Hahahahahahahaha.
You are as skinny as a chick, and it is most normal for someone to show off your red pants everywhere, right?
This is obviously a man from a good family, oh, no, a man from a good family, oh, no, still a man from a good family.
Let's be serious, people should be as generous as possible to please themselves. This is what a society with gender equality should have. You don't need to expand your breasts and emphasize that because you are a man, you don't need it. So why do women need it? In other words, men don't need big breasts, so why should women? Why should women be measured by their breasts? Is he plump or skinny, erotic or high-end? This kind of thinking is inconsistent with the core values of socialism. Sorry, I'm going to extend it a little bit. Everything is not what it seems. He just said, I am a man and don't need breast enlargement, but it implies a lot of meaning. When people say this in real life, it implies a lot of meaning. What does he say in the novel? That's all he actually said. Why do businessmen expand to create anxiety? Or is it asymmetrical? Medically speaking, this is not considered an unhealthy term. People do it to make money. It's like painting eyebrows, what eyebrows look good, he is doing it to make money, for example, what will happen if there is hair, what will happen, what will happen if hair is removed, what will happen, he also wants to make money, you can make money, but don't limit the focus of making money to women, please spread it to men. In this way, your customer base will be doubled, exactly doubled. Men can do everything women can do, except giving birth to a baby, which is a relatively great and sacrificial thing. Don't spread the group, not because you don't want to make money, but because you don't want to obey your rules. You also know that one person mentioned that it is unconventional, and everyone listens to it and it becomes your responsibility and your standard. If there are weird rules in reality, it must be very exciting, and you don't have to follow some strange rules.
A group of female fans, that's not called choosing a concubine, that's called the fan sharing economy hahahahaha, sharing idols, sharing bodies, and sharing toys hahahahahahaha.
Why aren't there any more updates? (T_T)
The more I read, the better I feel, and the more I write, the better. It can be seen that the author is making progress, so come on!
So pretty???
I still can't forget Shen He's words of hello, I'm stuck, hahaha