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Shi Yu only realized she was a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a novel after she fainted.
In the book, her reputation was in tatters. She went on a dating reality show and treated her husband coldly, while still pining for her ex. Scandals followed her everywhere, making her the perfect foil.
In the end, she was blacklisted across the internet and met a miserable fate.
Shi Yu: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
What's the point of even playing this game!
But on the eve of filming, she noticed a chibi version of her wealthy husband sitting on top of his head.
The little figure even made all kinds of adorable gestures to match his mood.
It was just like... a live comment feed?!
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After she fainted and woke up, the big shot came to visit the set for the first time ever.
Shi Yu watched him expressionlessly open the thermos. "You're awake. Have some porridge."
She wasn't all that hungry, but still tried a little.
Meanwhile, the chibi figure spun around, scattering flowers. "She drank the porridge I cooked myself! I'm so happy!"
Shi Yu choked, her face turning red. She glanced at her cheap husband as he patted her back to help her breathe.
Yep, stone-faced and cold, like a human AI.
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After the show began airing, Shi Yu played games with the other male stars.
The man working in the kitchen gave her an inscrutable look. "Shi Yu, come here."
Shi Yu: ? She couldn't cook.
Just then, the chibi figure puffed up his cheeks and planted his hands on his hips. "Why are you standing so close to him! I'm mad!"
Shi Yu, a kitchen novice who'd been caught off guard by a mouthful of cherries, slowly typed out a question mark.
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Fame brings trouble, and one evening the big shot caught her alone with her "ex." He silently pinned her against the wall. "Do you like him?"
Shi Yu couldn't help laughing. She leaned in and pressed her lips to his. "Wrong. I'll give you one more chance to guess."
[Report! President Pei's ears are so red!]
[Report! President Pei is so excited he's crashed!]
That night, the trending topics were: #ShiYu: I Speak My Mind, You Do You# and #ImpliedWords, I'm Dying From Shipping Them!#
◎Reader's guide
◎Contains a small amount of murder mystery roleplay (one scenario). If it's not your thing, skip it. The whole story is made up and set in a fictional world!!
◎At heart, this is a sweet, lovey-dovey romance about a cool, human-shaped AI turning into a jealous, love-struck fool! [Highlight]
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Ji Zhizhi transmigrated as the most good-for-nothing junior sister in Penglai.
She was also bound to a System that kept playing dead. If she wanted to survive, she had to kill the villain who would turn evil and destroy the world.
Before her stood a refined, handsome man in white and an eccentric, solitary man in black with a cold expression.
Ji Zhizhi had an epiphany. What was there to guess? It was an easy question!
The villain was handsome, powerful, and tragic, with a complete descent into darkness. It was obviously him!
Ordinary methods wouldn't work to assassinate a big shot, so she had to make a careful plan.
[Plan One: Indirect Attack]
Deliberately disrupt his demon-hunting, then spread rumors everywhere that he'd let the demons escape.
She happily waited for the villain to be punished, but instead, the Demon Emperor came to repay a debt of gratitude. It turned out that the demon was a little demon king of the demon clan, lost for a long time.
Everyone praised the villain for his pure heart.
Ji Zhizhi: ?
[Plan Two: Swap the Real for the Fake]
Injuries were unavoidable when hunting demons, so she immediately swapped the spiritual spring water in his medicine bottle.
What she didn't know was that the villain hadn't applied any medicine at all. Thinking something was wrong with the spiritual spring water, she picked up the bottle of poison and poured it on herself instead, leaving her own arm corroded.
Ji Zhizhi: ??
[Plan Three: Awaken His Bloodline]
As everyone knows, nine out of ten villains carry a blood feud.
The night of the full moon was when he was at his weakest. At that time, even a good-for-nothing could kill him with one hand!
Ji Zhizhi thought so, and acted on it. That night, she hid in his room with a modified mini dagger.
Just as she straddled him and prepared to strike, the villain suddenly woke up.
His eyes were normal, his nails were normal, and the mark between his brows was normal...
Wen Renji: She really does like me, doesn't she?
Ji Zhizhi: ...?
#So why is a villain this lucky?#
#Wen Renji: Because I'm the real male lead.#
Theme: Stay strong and optimistic, and never forget your original aspirations.
Finished, sprinkled with flowers, sweet!
Call me baby, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Gao Qiqiang made me laugh so hard (cp version)
Yay! Finished spreading flowers!
Finished with flowers, a nice little sweet article
Woohoo, I like it so much, I like it so much
Finished spreading flowers, so sweet hehe
I think this little girl is the man's daughter. Is this man looking for a substitute? How cheap. Ouch.
What, this is the end!