The Female Insect Insists on Washing My Underwear

1. Pei Wandeng was originally at the top of the Second District of China in the apocalypse, with a cold face, a cruel heart, and ruthless hands. Once you travel to the Zerg tribe, your character and pants will be in danger. After discovering the shorts he had changed into for the umpteenth time in the hands of the blond female insect, he finally couldn't help but get angry, and his fair face became red and hot: "Nolde! You don't want to Then wash mine, mine..." For the first time, a child who grew up in the apocalypse felt ashamed and angry because of such a thing. But the female insect who kindly picked him up was calm and innocent, as gentle as usual: "But this is what you promised me." Nonsense! When did I agree to such a strange thing... But suddenly her body stiffened, and the female carefully and boldly touched her hand over, her tone even slightly aggrieved: "You promised to give me enough male hormone." "You forgot today, I can only get it quietly somewhere else." 2. The fifth planet of the Zerg is also called the garbage planet. It is chaotic and degenerate. It is a paradise for all criminals and a hell for all male insects. One day, a beautiful and tender strange male insect appeared out of thin air. Almost every male insect here has a special number and is controlled by various forces. A little male insect that comes from nowhere and is extremely sweet is enough to attract covetousness from all directions. "Oh, little cutie, please forgive me for calling you this. Your beauty can make all bugs fall for you. Your taste is like sweet gummy, which makes bugs want to lick and bite..." The tall female bug glanced at the male bug in front of her with unabashed disgust. In the shadow behind him, there were dozens of female bugs hiding, peeking at the delicious "meal". "Sorry," Pei Wandeng interrupted, holding a larvae enlightenment picture book in his hand that stood out: "Can you speak slower, I don't quite understand." Language barrier is a hurdle for all aliens. ………… The tall female worm was so angry that she didn't want to pretend and shouted, preparing to kidnap the male worm directly with her accomplices. But after calling for a long time, there was no response. Pei Wandeng told him seriously: "You can actually look back." "Hey, cunning male, do you think I'll be fooled? Don't even think about it... Ah!" Before he could finish his sentence, he was kicked ten meters away. Pei Wandeng closed the book and stood up from his seat, quietly setting off fireworks in his heart, but his face was a little serious: "Nolde, you are three minutes late." The blond female insect smiled sheepishly and went home with the male insect: "There won't be a next time, I promise." Behind them, the female insects were scattered in all directions, so painful that they couldn't even move. Purpose: Unite efforts to build a harmonious and civilized society.