[Crossover] The Sun Will Rise in the Daytime

A fanfic written for a friend. No romance, just close friendship and the Double Black storyline.

A god had been alone since birth, and remained alone for years, until that shortsighted man in sunglasses killed his dog. The man even grabbed him by the neck and bragged, “Your little doggy is leaving you.” He didn’t understand what leaving meant, and he couldn’t see the dog. He wanted followers, so he sacrificed his own family. That’s what the god said. You could survive without family, but a god couldn’t exist without followers. He looked at the battered man across from him. “Gojo Satoru, I curse you to live a hundred years.”

That’s what you get for taking all my followers.

The very, very happy god lived on top of a tall cabinet.

Every day, people came to pray to him.

The very, very pitiful god

couldn’t see a thing

and couldn’t do a thing.

The very, very happy god had a dog.

Every day, someone died.

The god ate his fill.

The very, very happy god lay on the ground.

Someone else took his dog away.

The very, very pitiful god was taken away by the dog’s owner.

For the first time, he saw the ocean.

For the first time, he saw snow.

The very, very happy god lived happily with the dog’s owner.

Until cold noodles choked the dog’s owner to death.

The very, very pitiful god,

after his new family had gone to sleep,

left home laughing and laughing.

The very, very happy god

was mistaken for a cat by Tofu.

While happily playing with the guests,

he lost a hand.

The very, very pitiful god’s

wailing woke Sleeping Beauty.

God, oh God, why are you so sad?

Sleeping Beauty, oh Sleeping Beauty, I can’t find my heart.

Where did your heart go?

It was eaten.

The very, very happy god found his heart again.

He went shopping happily with his family.

There were so many people.

Tofu knocked the god over.

The very, very pitiful god

choked on cold noodles in front of his family.

The very, very pitiful Tofu

lost his cat and was still smiling.

The very, very angry family

crushed Tofu

and patted the god on the back.

Blech, blech, blech.

Wonderful, wonderful!

The god spat out the cold noodles,

and Tofu too.

Tofu smiled as he ate the god.

Theme: Opposing the feudal system