I'm Just a Novelist

When Garcia started writing, he was only thinking about making a living. He never expected to wake up one day

and discover that his novels had become reality.

But because of his twisted sense of humor, he'd written... gender-swap stories.

In the novel, Gin, transformed into a tsundere blonde beauty, became everyone's darling.

My self-insert Dazai, in her Wonderland lolita form, became the favorite of a Boss with a very particular fetish.

A wicked teacher who'd been forced to change a cursed spirit's gender took the stage and became an idol.

At a fan signing, he spotted his estranged bun-haired best friend in the crowd...

And the mastermind quietly twisted open a bottle of mineral water, then choked on it.

As an unofficial member of the detective agency, a watered-down distillery liquor, and an unofficial sorcerer, Garcia thought:

Maybe I'll skip today's update too.

After all, today isn't a good day for writing.

Is this a collapse of morality, or a distortion of human nature?

If you want to know the reason, click "Start Reading."

--2022.06.11

Er Ya, an unofficial member of the detective agency, silently lit a cigarette and handed it to the furious Gin. A light novel lay on the cracked, perforated table. The book was battered, its cover beautiful, and its title read: "Jinzi Is Still Being Tsundere Today." Gin didn't know that two more people would eventually receive the same treatment as him. Those two, however, had no shame.

--2022.06.10

Theme: Don't be nothing