After I Lie Flat, the Heroine Panics

Dao is currently serializing The Big Shots I Wronged Have All Turned Dark. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your favorites! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Synopsis:

[Soft, timid, lazy, drama-loving bottom X self-deluded big-shot top]

Luo Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book as the daughter of a Demon Lord, a cannon-fodder character who doesn't survive three chapters before the heroine, Wen Nanshu, sends her off with a thousand swords through the heart.

To save her own skin, she does everything she can to hide her identity, joins the heroine's sect, and becomes her junior sister. Before the plot begins, she plans to earn some affection and avoid a gruesome death.

At first, everything goes according to plan. The heroine seems to grow less distant under Luo Xiaoxiao's relentless campaign of sweet talk and cuteness, and her icy attitude softens into a hint of warmth.

But... the truth can't stay hidden forever.

The day her identity is exposed, Luo Xiaoxiao sees the icy sword pointed straight at her and is heartbroken.

You awful woman! She'd spent so long sucking up to her, only for all her sincerity to go to waste. The woman doesn't care about their history one bit.

Unable to stomach it, Luo Xiaoxiao immediately decides she's done. Whoever wants to deal with this can do it. She's going to lie flat. If Wen Nanshu wants to kill her, then so be it.

But can someone explain why, after she lies flat and stops paying Wen Nanshu any attention, that woman keeps lurking in the shadows, staring at her like a lovesick stalker? The one who says they have always been enemies, righteous and wicked alike, to her face?

Reading Guide:

1. Bottom's POV, both are each other's first, one-on-one.

2. Dao's writing is amateurish! The story often goes off the rails, and plot details appear whenever inspiration strikes. Don't expect airtight logic!

3. Jinjiang has countless good stories. If this one isn't your cup of tea, quit while you're ahead! No need to tell me you're leaving!

But if you really want to get Dao's attention, you can tell me. (Dog holding a flower in its mouth)

4. This novel is serialized exclusively on Jinjiang. No form of reposting is permitted.

5. Weibo: Dao, who works hard at writing (Dao lives like an old person and rarely appears on Weibo. If you send a private message, it may take a very, very long time to get a reply!)

6. I'll add more if I think of anything.

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Completed novels in my profile: Playing the Devoted Lover of a Heartless Woman, I Just Want to Be a Good Cannon Fodder, and Somehow I Became the Savior's Mom.

Upcoming novels:

1. The Villainess Is Done Playing: Scheming, possessive top X hard-working, bankrupt rich-kid bottom

2. Help, I Picked the Wrong Target!: Daring, shameless, oblivious bottom X scheming, arrogant, grudge-holding top who falls hard

Choose one of the two upcoming stories! If you're passing by, don't miss them. Love you~

Upcoming Novel Synopsis:

The Villainess Is Done Playing

[Scheming, possessive top X hard-working, bankrupt rich-kid bottom]

After suddenly awakening to the truth, Lin Yaoyao, a beautiful heiress with plenty of money, realizes she's merely a stupid, obnoxious villainess in a book who only appears for a few chapters.

And the beautiful, powerful, tragic heroine, so cold and aloof she seems untouched by the mortal world, is Xu Yanqing, the girlfriend Lin Yaoyao just went to such lengths to trick into dating her...

Lin Yaoyao always naively believed Xu Yanqing agreed to date her because she was moved by Lin's sincere and persistent love.

Little did she know that in the book, Xu Yanqing hated everything about her. She only agreed to date her because Lin's wealthy father pressured her from behind the scenes, leaving her no choice but to play along.

And once Xu Yanqing grew powerful enough to stand on her own, the first person she would take revenge on would be someone from the Lin family.

Shocked and furious to learn that she would one day be driven from her home and forced to beg on the streets, Lin Yaoyao panics and spends the night digging for wild vegetables in the hills. She finally pulls herself out of her years-long lovesick stupor over Xu Yanqing and comes to her senses.

"Why bother dating? Are the shops no fun to visit? Are the handbags not pretty enough? That wicked woman Xu Yanqing will only make her go bankrupt and unable to afford food. Anyone who dates her again is a dog!"

Once she'd made up her mind, Lin Yaoyao wasted no time pulling off a spectacular breakup with Xu Yanqing. Then she decided that out of sight meant out of mind, refused to get tangled up with her, and resolutely went abroad to enjoy herself.

But years later, the Lin family still couldn't escape the bankruptcy foretold in the book. Lin Yaoyao had no choice but to return home, shed her rich-kid identity, and become an ordinary working woman who had to support herself. Only...

When she saw the familiar, cold face of the company owner who had finally hired her, and watched it suddenly darken, Lin Yaoyao panicked.

When her ex-girlfriend, whom she hadn't contacted in years, rose from the dead and pinned her to the bed, eyes red, she coldly threatened, "Lin Yaoyao, try abandoning me and disappearing without a word again."

Lin Yaoyao froze in terror. Her legs trembling, she ran away again without a second thought.

But the next day, Xu Yanqing pinned her in a dim hotel room and wouldn't let her leave. Lin Yaoyao's delicate face was covered in fear as she rasped, nearly in tears, "Damn it, Xu Ice Cube! I said I was done playing with your feelings. Why are you chasing me and refusing to let go?"

In the end, Lin Yaoyao wears the most expensive clothes, carries the trendiest bag, and returns to her wealthy lifestyle with a beautiful, aloof, clingy woman in her arms.

Lin Yaoyao: "...Woof, woof, woof."

Help, I Picked the Wrong Target!

#Daring, shameless, oblivious bottom X scheming, arrogant, grudge-holding top who falls hard#

Synopsis:

Su Tang is an utterly ordinary office worker in a big city, grinding through the 996 work schedule. By chance, at the insistence of her best friend, she reads a historical girls' love novel set in an imaginary world. It's supposedly about a villainess who shares Su Tang's name.

With mixed feelings, Su Tang starts reading. But before she gets more than a few pages into the opening, or even figures out who the heroine is, she inexplicably transmigrates into the book as the villainess with the same name. To make matters worse, she's bound to an idiot contraption called the Reform the Villainess System.

It demands that she max out the heroine's affection, mend her ways, and become, uh... a model citizen of the old society before she can go home. Otherwise, she'll drop dead on the spot.

To become a "model citizen of the old society" (scratch that, to stay alive), Su Tang immediately decides to cozy up to the heroine, who has countless golden fingers, and become her most loyal lackey.

With the resolute attitude of "I'll adore Big Sis, go crazy for Big Sis, and smash my head against a wall for Big Sis," she goes all out to get close and win her affection.

But there's a problem...

The damn System disappears as soon as it assigns the mission...

Who is the heroine...? She has no idea. Where the hell is she supposed to look?!

???? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ She throws a fit on the spot.

With not a single clue to go on, Su Tang, the unkillable... uh, self-reliant woman of the new era, draws on the literary knowledge she's absorbed from reading widely alongside her bookworm best friend.

She deduces with genius-level brilliance that heroines are usually beautiful. They're either aloof and cold or sweet and adorable. They also have plenty of lackeys, ahem, admirers, and are the sort of universally adored figures everyone loves.

Based on this theory, Su Tang soon sets her sights on the most famous, beautiful, and beloved person in the entire imperial capital: the Ninth Princess, Mo Qianyu. She decides to stick close to her, get friendly, and earn her affection so she can complete that damned transformation and go home.

But... earning affection proves to be a winding road. Keeping to the principle that a few tricks are enough as long as they work, Su Tang finally manages to get close to Mo Qianyu through sheer shamelessness and an extra-greasy helping of cheesy pickup lines.

But just as Su Tang follows this plan with great difficulty and is about to max out the affection of Mo Qianyu, the arrogant Demon Queen, the stupid System suddenly appears and tells her:

The person she's worked so hard to win over isn't the heroine at all. She's... the most powerful, most scheming, most ruthless big villain in the entire book!!! /(T?o?T)/~~

Theme: Never lose hope in adversity.